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Emmitt_Nervend

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Metroid Prime - I got it for $5 used and still feel I wasted the money.

LoZ: Wind Waker - one of the most boring games I've ever played. I gave up when I had to follow treasure maps that lead to more treasure maps.

Prince of Persia: Warrior Within - terrible combat, terrible sound design, and I accidentally encountered a terrible glitch that caused me to skip forward in the game.

Army Men: World War - I was young and stupid and I thought "what the hell?" big mistake.
 

Durant

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Oh God!

WWE Warzone (PS)

Shadow of Destiny? (cant remember title exactly but the guy kept dying and being sent back in time to find his murderer. Also included alchemy and had a homunculus).
 

fyrh56

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Sins of a Solar Empire - Quoting Homer Simpson, it "combines the loyalty of a cat with the cleanliness of a dog". Sins is advertised as having the better of both RTS and TBS worlds, but it's exactly the opposite. The game still plays as an RTS, but it's painstakingly slow. The units are slow, the economy is slow, the battles are slow, everything was slowed down to a crawl. My guess is that they tried to make things simple so people who aren't used to playing RTS's can monitor the economy, the battles and everything else without feeling overwhelmed. Thing is, once you lose the ham-handness you'll be stuck waiting, waiting, and waiting...

Command & Conquer 3 (and Kane's Wrath) - It's a bad game altogether. EA fucked up. They shouldn't have disbanded Westwood and EA itself admits it. The game can be summarized as "build mammoths". No, no, screw everything else, including the super-weapons, or else your enemy might have more mammoths than you do and storm your base. C&C3 did keep the story going forward (and i admit the story it wasn't *that* bad), but the game itself... meh. 1 unit per faction games are bad.
Kane's Wrath is even worse. First player to build the 'uber' unit wins. Or, if it's a huge map, it's the first player who builds the 'uber' unit AND has more mammoths that wins. The new factions are useless, since they balanced them in a Rock-Paper-Shotgun style. On a side note, they added a GDI faction that had units similar to the ones in Tiberium Sun (you know, the walkers). Unfortunately, they look like a pre-alpha render made by a really drunk graphic artist.
Also, it strikes me how a game like this can consume so many resources. How is it that Supreme Commander with huge motherfucking armies on screen on high settings has no slow downs on my rig, yet C&C3 stutters whenever a handful of mammoths fire at the same time? And Supreme Commander is graphically better!

Yeah, i was pretty pissed at C&C3. I've been a C&C fanboy for many years and C&C3 ruined my buzz.
 

flamedance58

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Pokemon Trading Cards ($60 worth) - Never played it for real and was a big waste since it went out of season in a month.

Pokemon Blue, Silver, Yellow ($200 roughly) - Decent, but beat each of the games in a week.

Warhammer 40k: Fire Warrior - Warhammer should stay away from FPS. This game was like a Doom rip off.

Dark Cloud 1 & 2 - Too kiddy, too long, too damnable annoying.

Final Fantasy Tactics - Not into that kind of strategy like game.

Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction - It's Diablo, nuff said.

Age of Mythology - Game got too easy or too hard or just plain too stupid.

Battlefield 2142 - Insane server lag, asshole players, non-Vista compatibility, and CS clonage.
 

JackofTrades

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Halo 3, it wasn't satifiying like other shooters I mean sure the multiplayer adds tons of replayablity to it, but not enough for co-op it would be cool if they added like Side Missions or something for download, and an armor pack would be sweet
 

RazielDethAngel

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Ghost Rider!!!-Yes hang me please

Gran Turismo/any other racing game(even burnout)-I don't like them, they are just boring.

Muppets Boat Party Something or other- I bought this game for my nephew(6 I beleive) who decided to promptly forget about it. I don't blame him.
 

Fatalis67

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fyrh56 said:
Sins of a Solar Empire - Quoting Homer Simpson, it "combines the loyalty of a cat with the cleanliness of a dog". Sins is advertised as having the better of both RTS and TBS worlds, but it's exactly the opposite. The game still plays as an RTS, but it's painstakingly slow. The units are slow, the economy is slow, the battles are slow, everything was slowed down to a crawl. My guess is that they tried to make things simple so people who aren't used to playing RTS's can monitor the economy, the battles and everything else without feeling overwhelmed. Thing is, once you lose the ham-handness you'll be stuck waiting, waiting, and waiting...

Command & Conquer 3 (and Kane's Wrath) - It's a bad game altogether. EA fucked up. They shouldn't have disbanded Westwood and EA itself admits it. The game can be summarized as "build mammoths". No, no, screw everything else, including the super-weapons, or else your enemy might have more mammoths than you do and storm your base. C&C3 did keep the story going forward (and i admit the story it wasn't *that* bad), but the game itself... meh. 1 unit per faction games are bad.
Kane's Wrath is even worse. First player to build the 'uber' unit wins. Or, if it's a huge map, it's the first player who builds the 'uber' unit AND has more mammoths that wins. The new factions are useless, since they balanced them in a Rock-Paper-Shotgun style. On a side note, they added a GDI faction that had units similar to the ones in Tiberium Sun (you know, the walkers). Unfortunately, they look like a pre-alpha render made by a really drunk graphic artist.
Also, it strikes me how a game like this can consume so many resources. How is it that Supreme Commander with huge motherfucking armies on screen on high settings has no slow downs on my rig, yet C&C3 stutters whenever a handful of mammoths fire at the same time? And Supreme Commander is graphically better!

Yeah, i was pretty pissed at C&C3. I've been a C&C fanboy for many years and C&C3 ruined my buzz.
Based on that it sounds like you don't really like RTS games very much.
 

fyrh56

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Fatalis67 said:
Based on that it sounds like you don't really like RTS games very much.
Quite the opposite, RTS's are my favorite genre followed by TBS's, hence when i heard what Sins was all about it sounded like a good game. Unfortunately... Imagine you're playing Civ, but instead of finishing a turn whenever your moves are done, the turns auto-finish themselves in strict 10 minute intervals. That's how Sins feels like.
C&C3 was just a 1-unit game. Mammoths[Avatar/Tripod] > all. Rushing isn't even considered a tactic, since the static defenses are so powerful (in the early game), all rushing does is cripple your own economy and let the opponent out-mammoth you.

Now one game that is on the borderline of regret is GalCiv2 (from the same guys that made Sins). I actually like the game (even though it has MOO written all over it), but no multiplayer? Seriously? It's a good TBS, but they didn't add any multiplayer options whatsoever, something that even MOO2 did 12 years ago.
 

werepossum

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GRAW - team mates that stupid deserve to die. Herding them around is not fun; it is something for which I should get paid. And in the age of Islamic terrorism - neo-Slavs? Really?

BIA - See above for AI. Plus, my character is a soldier in an elite airborne division, at his peak physical condition. So why do I move slower, and shoot worse, than in real life? The surviving members of the actual mission would even today, sixty years later, shake less when aiming, and probably move faster too.

BIA 2 - See above. Total brain fart buying the sequel.
 

stompy

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ShyWinter said:
Lower the difficulty. DMC3 is IMPOSSIBLE on anything other than "easy", even if you're a seasoned gamer.
Unless you're like on of those freaks that plays those games non-stop, and proceeds to get 'S' ranks on the hardest difficulty. Or you're Japanese. /jk

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werepossum said:
BIA - See above for AI. Plus, my character is a soldier in an elite airborne division, at his peak physical condition. So why do I move slower, and shoot worse, than in real life? The surviving members of the actual mission would even today, sixty years later, shake less when aiming, and probably move faster too.

BIA 2 - See above. Total brain fart buying the sequel.
It's a shame you didn't like them. I found the first one to quite good, though the expansion was supposed to be terrible. I suppose it's 'To each their own'...
 

shadow skill

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Bah DMC3 is easier than Ninja Gaiden. I'm actually better at Ninja Gaiden though because its much easier to dodge in DMC3. If you want to learn how to play DMC go play Ninja Gaiden (Don't be afraid to read combat FAQs it's how I learned to play the game.) then apply the same kinds of techniques to DMC.
 

Dtrain323i

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Lost Planet: I thought it looked good but when I bought it (15 bucks) it just wasn't that fun and the multiplayer was like getting a back alley abortion with a spork
 

Froce

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History Channel's Battle For The Pacific. beat it in two hours, sucky gameplay, bad "innovations" and it was made by the suckfest, Cauldron.
 

Doug

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Fantastic Tacos said:
Dark Messiah: Might and Magic, the single-player was alright, and the online play was a horrible lagfest.
Well, I regret that one too - the single player was...well, uninspiring, methinks. Plus, extremely buggy at first.
 

NZ_Dreamer

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NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams - As I think so very fondly of the first this was a huge excitement for me before it was released...now I wish it's horror had never been inflicted on the world! Talk about crappy voice acting, appalling graphics and the total destruction of the spirit of the first one. Well done Sega of America, leave it to the pro's in Japan next time!

Zelda: Phatom Hour Glass - Ocarina of time shall forever be high on my 'fave games of all time' list, yet this one deserves no more comment other than. 'Funny shaped keys into the funny shaped holes for the sixth ****** time!' I mean come on what was the point in that much repetition!

Sonic Heroes - Again before release was looking forward to it, was willing to forgive it's many flaws at first play, then got stuck on a god awful glitch! Seemed that going too fast was a bad thing...in a Sonic game I ask you! :)

It kills me slowly inside to see these otherwise great games go to waste with bad sequels/continuations. Oh well Okami out on the Wii soon - they can't get that too wrong now can they?!
 

Lzdarkangel

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Whoever moaned about the difficulty on dmc3 needs shootin like one of the above posts ninja gaiden is ten no twenty times more harder and will punish you for buying it but its awesome dmc3 i found was easy i cant remember the difficulties i completed but would have done at least normal try dmc2 if u wanna learn that was easier then stealin candi from a baby lol