Gaming characters that you really want to kill

[Twilightruler]

Gears of War: Baird and Carmine. Carmine was so godforsaken useless...and Baird just pissed me off.

Navi of course...

Let's see, all the kids from Little Lamplight in Fallout 3 (I know about the mod, not the same if their heads don't go *pop*).

Silvia(I think was her name) from No More Heroes, if that's not her name then it's the chick that gets you into the whole fighting thing.

Every single useless scientist from Half-life.

 

[omega 616]

The Space Marines from Warhammer 40K and that includes their precious 'Emperor'. I'm not even all that into Warhammer but after going to my friend's house and listening to them shout racist things to aliens which does offend me and constantly saying:
"FOR THE EMPEROR, DIE XENOS!"
In a way they had hoped would annoy me, they have succeeded in making me hate my own species which is why I took the surgery to be a Sangheili, because I now want more than anything else to see every...single...space marine to die in agonizing bloody painful horror that lasts for untold amounts of hours, whenever I hear them die in the RTS games I feel a jolt of excitement because I am truly starting to love that sound.

Sorry all would be Space Marine fans... but blame my friend's constant attempts to get me annoyed by them, not me.

Just a small thing, the imperial guard and the sisters of battle are human aswell, so not all humans are "racist" against your alien kind.

I'd kill Auron, he's not as cool as he thinks he is.

 

[wax88]

lance from Vice city stories. he's just such an idiot.

 

[Korten12]

fucking MW2's soap.
i want a time machine to go back to MW1, and let him die, and make Captain AWESOME Price kill that guy himself.

whats wrong with soap?

 

[Sonicron]

The Space Marines from Warhammer 40K and that includes their precious 'Emperor'. I'm not even all that into Warhammer but after going to my friend's house and listening to them shout racist things to aliens which does offend me and constantly saying:
"FOR THE EMPEROR, DIE XENOS!"
In a way they had hoped would annoy me, they have succeeded in making me hate my own species which is why I took the surgery to be a Sangheili, because I now want more than anything else to see every...single...space marine to die in agonizing bloody painful horror that lasts for untold amounts of hours, whenever I hear them die in the RTS games I feel a jolt of excitement because I am truly starting to love that sound.

Sorry all would be Space Marine fans... but blame my friend's constant attempts to get me annoyed by them, not me.

Show some respect to the guys who served as inspiration for Master Chief's armor!

Still, I guess it's alright... I enjoy seeing the lapdogs of the false Emperor crushed underfoot by my battle-brothers. Chaos cannot be denied.

OT: That loudmouth psychopath from Army of Two. Everyone who played the game will know who I mean. (Yes, I know, I know...)

 

[Beyond D espair]

The Merchant from Resident Evil 4. When my brother first bought the game during the first week of it?s release? it was hell. All I heard was "WHAT'RE YA BUYIN'?? coming right through the poor installation in the walls, for weeks. I swear no matter where I went in my house, I could still hear him. Does he ever shut up, besides taking a bullet?

 

[MR T3D]

fucking MW2's soap.
i want a time machine to go back to MW1, and let him die, and make Captain AWESOME Price kill that guy himself.

whats wrong with soap?

Mohawk and voice and face.
mainly the existence of them, ruined the Gordon Freeman effect on him, which was cool.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

I say this to everyone who ever played the first Knights of the Old Republic:

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTH!

A good canidate yes, mostly because he was a crap father in my opinion.

Also Alister in Dragon Age: Origins

"Oh woe is me, I don't want to be the king"

Shut up you pussy warden everyone knows "It's good to be the king."

 

[Terrik]

Reaver from Fable 2 comes to mind, and Ashoka Tano if she is in any game, it would please me. Very much so.

But Stephen Fry is amazing!

That is the charecter he voices right?

Yeah, me disliking the character has nothing to do with his voice however. Very fine voice acting tbh.

 

[narmeian]

The dog from duck hunt

 

[Canadamus Prime]

None, and frankly I find it increasingly disturbing that everything has to come down to homicide.

 

[Zweiblumen]

Two of the characters from BG2, Aerie and Nalia, were rather annoying. Imoen was too, but didn't reach the same level as those two.

Then in BG1 there was an insanely annoying NPC that constantly talked to you if you walked close. Name was Noober, and he asked a load of stupid questions and was very annoying. You could of course kill him, which I'm pretty sure I did.

 

[Threx]

Birdo, I'm still confused.

 

[cmrobbins86]

NAVI!

 

[GotMurf]

Why choose? There are far too many annoying characters for me to pick!
Can't I just kill them as and when they come along? xD

 

[Illusio]

Ugh, Lymle from Star Ocean 4
That's who I'd kill.....kay?

 

[Lullabye]

Spoiler: Pauly, because he kills your girlfriend. I actually liked this love interest!

 

[Urgh76]

hey listen!
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DAMN YOU NAVI!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Urgh76]

and no roamin i don't want to go BOWLING!!

 

[Hulyen]

Selphie. I'll throw you under a train and see how much you like them!

I even have a save file in Kingdom Hearts 1 on the beach so I can bear her up any time I want.