Gaming headlines from an ALTERNATE DIMENSION!

[The Wooster]

Ps3 owners overjoyed with news of FF13 multi platform launch. "Hey it's a good game. I'm glad they get to play it"

EA wins 'employer of the year' for the 6th year running!

Xbox 360 owners are sick of old people on xbox live. "Dude, they're all like, well over 60 and they're all polite and stuff, there isn't a racial slur anywhere to be found in Halo 3 and it's totally unacceptable

Is Sega resting on it's laurels? "Yeah these Sonic games are getting really old" says fan "I'm sick of jumping on stuff and running around well designed levels. Maybe Sega could make the next game 3d and maybe instead of Sonic we could control a black hedgehog who shoots robots with guns, or maybe a werewolf"

Nintendo too hardcore "Jesus, these wii games are impossible, I just want something I can play with my mom you know? Like the sims or something."

 

[MK-Smash]

Nintendo brings in new, exciting franchises.

Duke Nukem: Forever released!

Uwe Boll movie smash hit, loved by millions.

 

[The Wooster]

I like the Uwe Boll one.

One for the pc gamers.

VALVE blames piracy for low Portal sales, threatens to pull out of pc market

Microsoft shuts down it's 360 technical support centres. "There just nothing for us to do..."

 

[Jumplion]

Xbox 360 console reported to have 0.1% failure rate.

 

[SilentHunter7]

ESA lawyer Jack Thompson wins landmark case. Details at 11.

Latest Sega console dominating market. Reports of over 50 million in worldwide sales in the first month.

 

[njsykora]

World of Warcraft player gets laid

Playstation Home released

Uwe Boll to be secret character in Facebreaker (we can dream)

 

[Somethingironic]

Cake located, found in fact, to be a pie.

Cake is a pie.
Cake is a pie.
Cake is a pie.

 

[Jumplion]

Insomniac and Naughty Dog partner up (oh imagine the games! They would be BEAUTIFUL!)

Recent PS3 price drops the cost to $249.99 (we have to laugh at ourselves once in a while)

Stoic Definition Wins the format war and a win for Sega, big blow to Nintendo supporting RD-Beem technology.

 

[MK-Smash]

Ps3 outsells all other consoles.

 

[vede]

Valve's New Game Portal Receives Unpleasant Reviews!

Microsoft Releases New, Innovative Game!

Halo 4 Released, Lives Up to Hype!

 

[ShadeOfRed]

"Nintendo stops lying to their fans."

 

[Fire Daemon]

Jack Thompsons finishes developing Grand Theft Auto 5, expects large amount of angry mail from Sam Houser (president of Rockstar].

 

[shatnershaman]

Fanboys Peace Conference Tomorrow.

 

[The Wooster]

Jenga Croshaw delivers largely positive review of Halo 4 "I really liked the part where master chief surfed on that moon beam. It was bodacious."

 

[shatnershaman]

ShatnerShamans newest tell all bio -Diary of a WOW addict - makes the best seller list.

Sweet I'm famous in the alternate dimension.

"Spore is too full of realistic animals needs more penis monsters" says developer.

 

[The Wooster]

ShatnerShamans newest tell all bio -Diary of a WOW addict - makes the best seller list.

Sweet I'm famous in the alternate dimension.

"Spore is too full of realistic animals needs more penis monsters" says developer.

Haha. Good one.

"You know I wasn't really expecting them to make so many dick monsters" says internet

 

[shatnershaman]

New study shows PSN users never use voice changer.

PSP has too many analogue sticks.

 

[The Wooster]

Xbox 360 users complain about lack of shooters "Man I really just want to shoot some aliens or Nazis" says fan