Gaming headlines from an ALTERNATE DIMENSION!

[shatnershaman]

MGS 4 goes to 360

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Accordion Hero announced

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EDIT:It must be a alternate universe since Ensemble Studios is making Halo Wars.

 

[shatnershaman]

Mac gaming has surpassed PC gaming

Slim PS3 announced for only $199.99

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[shatnershaman]

I think you mean

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What the?

EDIT:No thats not even the real case of the game. (Neither is mine but I don't have a genuine picture)
EDIT2.0:Oh haha on the 360 but I said "goes to" not on.

 

[shatnershaman]

Metal Gear Solid 4 on the Xbox 360?

I put "goes to" though not on. That still is a fake case as well.

 

[stompy]

Michael Atkinson dies a horrible painful death. Gamers rejoice
Australia gets a R18+ rating. Gamers rejoice

A man can wish can't he...

 

[shatnershaman]

Damn you, screwing up my visual puns

We both fucked up the quotes.

I did it to Necroswan when he said "You can't put out fire with fire" and I killed his metaphor with "They use explosives to put out oil rig fires."

 

[shatnershaman]

Halo 3 first PS3 game to outsell Motorstorm's 3 million mark(sidenote:There is only 2 million MGS4 fans?)

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EDITidn't like the new avatar?

 

[blackadvent]

Daikatana: Greatest game ever?

GOTY Award- Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

 

[shatnershaman]

Halo 3 first PS3 game to outsell Motorstorm's 3 million mark(sidenote:There is only 2 million MGS4 fans?)

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EDITidn't like the new avatar?

Why is the Microsoft thing still there?

Because they're the publisher duh.

 

[shatnershaman]

UMD proven to load ten times faster than flashcarts.

UMD is great success.

PSP most versatile video player on the market.

PSP is unhackable.

 

[the_tramp]

Max Payne 3 in development.

New court ruling states that no game can be banned, it can only be given the highest rating.

 

[the_tralfalmadorian]

Fox News endorses Mass Effect wholeheartedly, saying "every family should own a copy!"

New Ewe Boll's new movie declared shit by critics and viewers alike. (some things can never change, regardless of the dimension)

Jack Thompson apologizes to Rockstar Games and the gaming community for his shenanigans, and starts new job as spokesman for Rockstar.

 

[shatnershaman]

The man game shown to be popular with female gamers.

Shadowrun priced at $30 on XBL

Gears of War criticized for having too much colour.

Chicken Shoot,Gundam Crossfire and Yaris Tie for Game of the Century.

 

[the_tralfalmadorian]

good lord sir, if you think of something new just EDIT a previous post. these triple posts are a tad ridiculous.

 

[shatnershaman]

good lord sir, if you think of something new just EDIT a previous post. these triple posts are a tad ridiculous.

They are 3 separate posts but I guess I should put them into one.

 

[Lord Krunk]

"Halo 4 released, fanboys die due to good programming and story!" (Hey, I can dream!)