Gaming headlines from an ALTERNATE DIMENSION!

[ssjSephiroth]

World of Warcraft becomes fun.

The last Final Fantasy is released.

People realize its just plain not smart to pay monthly fees for playing online.

 

[ssjSephiroth]

Sorry, missed one.

Critics acclaim Daikatana as a "work of pure imaginative genius, not likely to be rivaled in our time."

 

[joystickjunki3]

JRPG character to be portrayed in live action movie by Bruce Willis.

I actually imagined this one. Clever.

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

Gamers experience high-tech, state of the art gaming with PS4's FFIII

 

[Death916]

Portal released. People say "Meh".

Nintendo faces backlash. Fans say they come up with too many different franchises.

PS3's across the country are plagued with the Red Ring of Death.

OMG. ITS SPREAD!!

 

[Slift]

Fanboys all over the globe stop being zealots over stupid ideas that have no measurable worth, cure cancer as a byproduct. Story at 10.

Perfect Dark returns with the brilliantly written and designed 'Perfect Dark 2', philosophers wonder what would happen if Rare had been half assed, collectively shudder at thought.

Pac man fever kills millions, global epidemic shown to be true. (Clipping from the 1980s)

Bowser wins?! Mario franchise ends with a climatic battle! The king of koopas proves to be smarter than we all thought. Princes peach found in the first castle, but Bowser proves to be able to trap Mario in plumbing after three bean salad.

Watchmen game is a brilliant addition to the storyline, fans and non-fans alike weep at its wonder. While studies show a pure beat-em-up would have been nice, the game proves to be above and beyond this simple need.

The pokemon Mudkip is found to be the most despised and hated pokemon of all time, Magikarp loved for its insane strength at level one. Most players choose only to take the red fish.

 

[SnowCold]

Gamers everywhere gather around the nintendo of america HQ for a huge ferstival, in memory of nintendo, the game company who listend to their fans no matter what, but are now going bankrupt and will be closed after they will realese their final game, Kirby Wii.

 

[Zenode]

All consoles banned in the world due to overly increasing PC sales.

ALONE IN THE DARK DECLARED GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME

 

[blankedboy]

Nintendo follows up the famous Wii with their new console Puu. They would like to thank Doomsday Arcade for the inspiration.

PS3 now supports Microsoft Windows, Mac OS X, SonyOS, NintendoOS, AmigaOS, MorphOS, SkyOS, FaunOS, Sabayon Linux, Ubuntu, Unix, DOS, and Linux Kernel.

Halo 3 clock time one eighteenth of Halo 1 clock time due to poor length.

Fifth generation consoles now selling again, fans ecstatic.

 

[Dommyboy]

New game released based on the Chernobyl disaster called S.T.A.L.K.E.R. First game to contain no glitches or bugs at all!

 

[wordsmith]

Nintendo CEO resigns amid rumors that the company has lost it's "casual" fans
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New Nintendo CEO Jack Thompson to produce his first release since joining the company
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New nintendo release slated for being "too violent".


Valve introduce pitch detection technology to VoIP, resulting in many older generation gamers complaining that they can't hear the incessant whining of pre-pubescent idiots.

 

[Aesthetical Quietus]

Resident Evil 5 released for PC, controls work perfectly and the game is genuinely scary.

In other news,
RockStar and Volition release a 5kb patch to fix the code for their games, both developers had omitted a semi-colon breaking the scalability of GTA: IV and SR2. The games now run with maxiumum performance on maximum settings on their recommended level of hardware.

 

[Taawus]

JoWood releasing a non-buggy game. SpellForce 3 in the development!
Lionhead studios also releases Black and White 3.

 

[darthzew]

Escapist users mourn the tragic loss of Stephanie Meyer

EA Games produces yet ANOTHER amazing game, multiple GOTYs expected and all from EA!

Beloved director Uwe Boll to direct Bioshock movie saying, "This one's for the fans!"

 

[hippo24]

A pointless forum comprised of made Up Video Game Headlines Approaches 400 comments and thousands of views......wait

 

[Derpus von Herpus]

IGN releases review of new game touted by gamers as "fair, well-researched and not in any way influenced by the advertising on their site".

 

[Vortigar]

Mortal Kombat: Battle for Outworld, the latest 3d iteration of the old series is praised for its fluid animation and responsive controls.

Koei sells the Warriors license, American developers eager to pick it up.

Armored Core XO, the online gaming smash hit logs 10 millionth user as developers of the game tie up the loose ends to allow for cross-connection between PC, XBoxLive and PlayStation Networks for free.