Gay guy may be attracted to me!

[Booze Zombie]

Well, you could go bi... but seriously, you should probably just tell him you're straight or ask him if he's joking around.

Either way, just treat it like anyone approaching you when you're in a relationship.

 

[DoctorObviously]

Tell him you aren't interested. Don't be subtle about it, just tell him.

This.

 

[Serge A. Storms]

He's gay, so he probably knows your sexuality better than you do. Just trust him on this.

 

[PhoenixOnly]

He's gay, so he probably knows your sexuality better than you do. Just trust him on this.

THIS

 

[Woodsey]

Tell him you're not interested...?

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

"I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

 

[The DSM]

Tell him your not intrested.

Its probably been said already but its what you should do.

 

[Drejer43]

Easy mix a gay thing with a badass thing to scare him off.......hire a Chinese S.W.A.T team on Segways to chase him down.

Spoiler: Chinese S.W.A.T+Segway

That picture is hilarious!

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

Tell him you aren't interested. Don't be subtle about it, just tell him.

yep.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

...
Seriously?
Just tell him to fuck off. If he keeps harassing you, punch him in the face. But the former always works with absolutely everybody in almost any situation.

 

[Arkzism]

we;; dude just treat him how you would any female.. tell him your not interested.. but i dunno if yoru open to it offer a friendship

 

[Kiju]

I think you get the jist of it from all the above posts:

-Tell him you aren't interested.
-Tell him you aren't gay
-Tell him you are already in a relationship.
-Be polite about it.
-Don't make an ass out of yourself.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Accept his warm, still manly if slightly iffeminate embrace...

 

[bobknowsall]

Turn to Stephen Lynch for wisdom.

Yeah, that ought to do it.

OT: It's not like the dude's going to do unspeakable things to you if you say no, so just tell him you're not interested. Gay guys usually react to such a statement by ceasing to act all affectionate. There's your problem solved, I guess.

 

[Rarhnor]

A gay guy at my school is following me around and is being really affectionate. all of my friends say that he fancies me. Also i'm not gay and happen to be in a healty relationship.

also he gave me a valentines card about cuddling for my birthday.

What the hell should i do??

Restraining order, of course.

I can't believe it's not the number one choice against stalkers anymore. Sad, sad times we live in.

 

[Super Toast]

A gay guy at my school is following me around and is being really affectionate. all of my friends say that he fancies me. Also i'm not gay and happen to be in a healty relationship.

also he gave me a valentines card about cuddling for my birthday.

What the hell should i do??

Tell him to take a hint and fuck off.

 

[Aerodyamic]

Kick him in the crotch and flee

Do a barrel roll on your way out.

That's fucking epic.

OT: Casually mention that stalking IS a crime, and while you're flattered, you're completely disinterested in bumping uglies, pretties or anything else with him. Then point out that the administration would take a dim view of inter-student sexual harrasment.

 

[The Stonker]

Just tell him in a nice voice that you have no interest in him because you have a girlfriend and that your not gay.

So who wants pizza?