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RhombusHatesYou

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Paksenarrion said:
I know, right? My astronomy class was all about finding coordinate patterns in constellations and matching them to symbols on this circular gate. It was called, Finding Alien Civilizations and Dealing with Them: The Jack O'Neil Way!
It's quite obvious that Richard Dean Anderson has subverted the educational systems of several countries.
 

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Blatherscythe said:
Ask him if he's gay (probably is) and if he is tell that your not. See? Problem solved.
If it worked for me, it should work for him...

Unless of course he is attracted to things he can't have. Then you need the restraining order... well, after he breaks into the house.
 

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Redlin5 said:
Blatherscythe said:
Ask him if he's gay (probably is) and if he is tell that your not. See? Problem solved.
If it worked for me, it should work for him...

Unless of course he is attracted to things he can't have. Then you need the restraining order... well, after he breaks into the house.
To some people Restraining Orders are just playing hard to get.
 

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RhombusHatesYou said:
Redlin5 said:
Blatherscythe said:
Ask him if he's gay (probably is) and if he is tell that your not. See? Problem solved.
If it worked for me, it should work for him...

Unless of course he is attracted to things he can't have. Then you need the restraining order... well, after he breaks into the house.
To some people Restraining Orders are just playing hard to get.
Then you take it to the next level.

Katana no means no.

[sub][sub]just another reason to get one![/sub][/sub]
 

Xerosch

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Sneaky llama said:
I have told him i'm not gay and still he persists. also he is friends with my girlfriend, so he definately knows
So, what does your girlfriend say about this? If this guy is really her friend he shouldn't try to get you away from her.

And yes, I am gay myself. The fact that he knows you are in a relationship, he is a friend of your girlfriend and still acts the way he does makes me angry.
 

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Sneaky llama said:
A gay guy at my school is following me around and is being really affectionate. all of my friends say that he fancies me. Also i'm not gay and happen to be in a healty relationship.

also he gave me a valentines card about cuddling for my birthday.

What the hell should i do??
Some gay guys like to try to get into straights' pants. They like a challenge.
Your friends are bugging you because they think being gay somehow would make you less of a manly man (roar).
You are overreacting.
Your friends are overreacting.

Goddamnit, it's just a gay guy. It's not like he's a serial rapist!

What should you do? Nothing. Talk with the guy. Act like he's anyone else. Hell, you could end up good friends! It's not like you're ever going to do him unless you are one of those idiots who gets so drunk they'll fuck anything and then forgets about it for 20 years.

I'm pissed off at you for some reason -_- Probably the overreaction for no good fucking reason.
 

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Sneaky llama said:
A gay guy at my school is following me around and is being really affectionate. all of my friends say that he fancies me. Also i'm not gay and happen to be in a healty relationship.

also he gave me a valentines card about cuddling for my birthday.

What the hell should i do??
Sneaky llama said:
I have told him i'm not gay and still he persists. also he is friends with my girlfriend, so he definately knows
Answered in the Relationship problem thread, at the following link: ----> http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.117161-Relationship-problem-thread?page=41#7156640
 

Kortney

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Sneaky llama said:
I have told him i'm not gay and still he persists. also he is friends with my girlfriend, so he definately knows
Well he is being a dickhead, tell him to fuck right off.
 

mikecoulter

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Ehh, If he isn't listening to you just ignore him. It's not as if he's doing any harm. Just make it clear it isn't going to happen then it's up to him if he want's to string himself along.
 

KindOfnElf

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I had the SAME problem as you do now, and NOTHING worked until parents were involved in the matter, since stalking was... not normal.I also had cards, letters, little gifts that she sent to my address, and yes they are absolutely precious evidence. Keep those things and take the situation to another level. Stay calm and careful, and really really good luck. I know how it feels, I was totally freaked out.
 

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Talk to his mother about it!


PhoenixOnly said:
Right here's what you do. Paint yourself completely black from head to toe. Then arrange to meet him late one night promising a private chat somewhere secluded. Then go out naked to meet him (it's okay nobody will be able to see you) if possible take a cross and some holy water. Be careful not to be seen and sneak into a good close position, when within sprinting range sprint out and rugby tackle him to the floor screaming "The power of christ compel you!", stand up and squat over his face and dip your black balls into his mouth (this bit should be easy, gays are frail creatures) and slap him repeatedly in the head with the cross, spitting on him or sprinkling holy water at the same time, continue this until he either cries, poops himself or commits suicide. To make sure he gets the idea you could always get a blowjob from him afterwards.
You're a sick little man PhoenixOnly....

And I like it! :]
 

Exia91

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Sneaky llama said:
A gay guy at my school is following me around and is being really affectionate. all of my friends say that he fancies me. Also i'm not gay and happen to be in a healty relationship.

also he gave me a valentines card about cuddling for my birthday.

What the hell should i do??

Then the way to say your not interested in someone: "Sorry but i'm gay", wont work this time, aye?!