tell him your not gay, if he dosnt leave you alone kiss your girl or make out with her or something in front of him to prove your not gay
It's quite obvious that Richard Dean Anderson has subverted the educational systems of several countries.Paksenarrion said:I know, right? My astronomy class was all about finding coordinate patterns in constellations and matching them to symbols on this circular gate. It was called, Finding Alien Civilizations and Dealing with Them: The Jack O'Neil Way!
If it worked for me, it should work for him...Blatherscythe said:Ask him if he's gay (probably is) and if he is tell that your not. See? Problem solved.
To some people Restraining Orders are just playing hard to get.Redlin5 said:If it worked for me, it should work for him...Blatherscythe said:Ask him if he's gay (probably is) and if he is tell that your not. See? Problem solved.
Unless of course he is attracted to things he can't have. Then you need the restraining order... well, after he breaks into the house.
Then you take it to the next level.RhombusHatesYou said:To some people Restraining Orders are just playing hard to get.Redlin5 said:If it worked for me, it should work for him...Blatherscythe said:Ask him if he's gay (probably is) and if he is tell that your not. See? Problem solved.
Unless of course he is attracted to things he can't have. Then you need the restraining order... well, after he breaks into the house.
So, what does your girlfriend say about this? If this guy is really her friend he shouldn't try to get you away from her.Sneaky llama said:I have told him i'm not gay and still he persists. also he is friends with my girlfriend, so he definately knows
Some gay guys like to try to get into straights' pants. They like a challenge.Sneaky llama said:A gay guy at my school is following me around and is being really affectionate. all of my friends say that he fancies me. Also i'm not gay and happen to be in a healty relationship.
also he gave me a valentines card about cuddling for my birthday.
What the hell should i do??
Dammit, i was gonna say that!CoverYourHead said:Sleep with him.
... Okay, seriously. Tell him your not interested and to leave you alone.
Sneaky llama said:A gay guy at my school is following me around and is being really affectionate. all of my friends say that he fancies me. Also i'm not gay and happen to be in a healty relationship.
also he gave me a valentines card about cuddling for my birthday.
What the hell should i do??
Answered in the Relationship problem thread, at the following link: ----> http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.117161-Relationship-problem-thread?page=41#7156640Sneaky llama said:I have told him i'm not gay and still he persists. also he is friends with my girlfriend, so he definately knows
Well he is being a dickhead, tell him to fuck right off.Sneaky llama said:I have told him i'm not gay and still he persists. also he is friends with my girlfriend, so he definately knows
You're a sick little man PhoenixOnly....PhoenixOnly said:Right here's what you do. Paint yourself completely black from head to toe. Then arrange to meet him late one night promising a private chat somewhere secluded. Then go out naked to meet him (it's okay nobody will be able to see you) if possible take a cross and some holy water. Be careful not to be seen and sneak into a good close position, when within sprinting range sprint out and rugby tackle him to the floor screaming "The power of christ compel you!", stand up and squat over his face and dip your black balls into his mouth (this bit should be easy, gays are frail creatures) and slap him repeatedly in the head with the cross, spitting on him or sprinkling holy water at the same time, continue this until he either cries, poops himself or commits suicide. To make sure he gets the idea you could always get a blowjob from him afterwards.
Sneaky llama said:A gay guy at my school is following me around and is being really affectionate. all of my friends say that he fancies me. Also i'm not gay and happen to be in a healty relationship.
also he gave me a valentines card about cuddling for my birthday.
What the hell should i do??