Gay guy may be attracted to me!

[Yoshi-Pop]

Just view being hit on by a gay guy like being hit on by an attractive woman.

 

[Flamingpenguin]

This happened to me. Except if I were gay I definitely would have dated him. But I'm not gay, so I politely informed him, and after some bothering trying to turn me gay he gave up, sending me a text saying so that ended with "Sincerely, some fag." I felt bad because he was really into me, but we're just friends so everything's all good.

As for your problem, there seem to be many good solutions here. Having your girlfriend beat him up is probably the most effective AND comical. You can't lose!

 

[Paksenarrion]

[a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/"]This article may be useful to you, then.[/a]

Yeah, I was going to point out that growing a sexual identity and some self-esteem would be the way to go, but that article does it so much better.

2 to 1 odds, the most voted for response would be something violent. Not to say that I've never posted violent responses before, but I usually apply it to drastic situations, like terrorism or rape.

You know, high school stuff.

 

[mad825]

You should do it too.

wow.

looks like he going to have a time of his life when he reaches his teens

 

[Char-Nobyl]

And walk away. If he talks to any women about you and how you reacted...just that will score you serious points.

Erm...how? Are girls somehow going to think, "Oh, wow! He's NOT gay after all! I was totally only putting off banging him because I thought he was into guys!"

Somehow I don't think you'll "score serious points" by spreading the word that you're heterosexual.

Chicks befriend gay guys. they hate gay bashers. Guys not afraid of gay men (and why should ya be? afraid he's gonna redecorate your flat? Throw pillows!? NOOO)

So I take it girls hate you, seeing as you characterize all gays as sniveling, effeminate fashion designers? Or pre-teen girls. The bizarre description you give could fit either one.

 

[thenoblitt]

if your not gay, tell him your not gay, see very simple

 

[Char-Nobyl]

Just tell him your taken, or straight, either one works.

Noooooooo. Either one does NOT work. When someone of a gender that you're not attracted to asks you out and you give the explanation "I'm seeing someone," that leaves the wonderful implication that you would be interested if not for an existing relationship.

OP, this is simple as all hell: you are not gay. And since I assume that you're not bi and just using the relationship as your excuse, that ought to be enough. You're not in prison, and he's not a hulking inmate named "Bubba."

 

[Normalgamer]

I have told him i'm not gay and still he persists. also he is friends with my girlfriend, so he definately knows

tell your girl she might beat the hell out of him,he might be a guy but he'll fight like a girl. i've seen it from experince.

That is so homophobic...what is this?...I don't even...

 

[starhaven]

A gay guy at my school is following me around and is being really affectionate. all of my friends say that he fancies me. Also i'm not gay and happen to be in a healty relationship.

also he gave me a valentines card about cuddling for my birthday.

What the hell should i do??

i fail to see why you made a post about this its not a hard thing to figure out (your not gay) simple your response to his advances should be that simple its not hard unless hes a creepy weirdo who will tie you up in his basment. mmmm chains i like chains

 

[Diligent]

Wash your hair with pickle brine, and try to step in as much dog shit as you can on the way to school, and every time he talks to you steer the conversation so you can talk about how great it is to burn things.
...
Sorry, the real solution has been said a bunch of times, so you get a joke answer.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

2 to 1 odds, the most voted for response would be something violent. Not to say that I've never posted violent responses before, but I usually apply it to drastic situations, like terrorism or rape.

You know, high school stuff.

I got straight As in Terrorism at High School. Rape was an elective subject but it clashed with Homemade Weaponry - Releasing Your Inner McGuyver, so I never took it.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

mmmm chains i like chains

Bah, chains are for romance. If you're just going to torture and murder someone plastic ziploc ties are the pro choice.

 

[Paksenarrion]

2 to 1 odds, the most voted for response would be something violent. Not to say that I've never posted violent responses before, but I usually apply it to drastic situations, like terrorism or rape.

You know, high school stuff.

I got straight As in Terrorism at High School. Rape was an elective subject but it clashed with Homemade Weaponry - Releasing Your Inner McGuyver, so I never took it.

Hey! I think my High School had a similar class! It was called Improvised Weaponry - Hilarious Ways to Use Common Household Items to Defend Yourself from Random Violence; this guy who looked like Hitmonchan taught it.

 

[DarkenedWolfEye]

Many have already said this but ... just make sure he knows that you don't swing his direction. Mention your girlfriend to him, perhaps. And if he persists, you could just tell him that he's making you feel uncomfortable. If he's a reasonable person, he'll understand.
And if he's not and he accuses you of being homophobic, just ask him what HE would do if a straight girl started trying to court him.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

I got straight As in Terrorism at High School. Rape was an elective subject but it clashed with Homemade Weaponry - Releasing Your Inner McGuyver, so I never took it.

Hey! I think my High School had a similar class! It was called Improvised Weaponry - Hilarious Ways to Use Common Household Items to Defend Yourself from Random Violence; this guy who looked like Hitmonchan taught it.

I was in High School in mid and late 80s, so I think they added the McGuyver part to try and be cool. Fucking education departments trying to be cool.

 

[gamefreakbsp]

Tell him you are not interested. And put a rush on it. Odds are, people are already thinking you are gay or bi-sexual.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I got straight As in Terrorism at High School. Rape was an elective subject but it clashed with Homemade Weaponry - Releasing Your Inner McGuyver, so I never took it.

Hey! I think my High School had a similar class! It was called Improvised Weaponry - Hilarious Ways to Use Common Household Items to Defend Yourself from Random Violence; this guy who looked like Hitmonchan taught it.

I was in High School in mid and late 80s, so I think they added the McGuyver part to try and be cool. Fucking education departments trying to be cool.

I know, right? My astronomy class was all about finding coordinate patterns in constellations and matching them to symbols on this circular gate. It was called, Finding Alien Civilizations and Dealing with Them: The Jack O'Neil Way!

And then they tacked on a unit on the Universe. I'm not sure what to think of it.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I have told him i'm not gay and still he persists. also he is friends with my girlfriend, so he definately knows

Tell him how much it bothers you and it makes you want to stay away from him. You could even say you like him as a friend, but if he doesn't stop, then you'll stop being his friend. Tug at his heartstrings a little

I have a feeling that this sort of thing will either work brilliantly or not at all. So I would actually recommend going one step further and breaking his heart. Point out all of his flaws, everything from a wonky nose to low intelligence and terrible taste in music. And once you have completely destroyed any sense of dignity he has left you say "Even if I was gay, I could never love you." It is a horrible thing to do but if Yoshemo's idea fails then it really is the only way.

No need to go that far. If my idea doesn't work, then he should just ignore him and act like hes not his friend anymore. That'll hurt him enough

True, I admit my idea was a bit extreme, but I'm working to the worst possible scenario and this will work in most cases.

 

[AceDefective]

Hey what ever you choose just remember.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0