Geekiest thing you have said in public

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quiet_samurai

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I was meeting dsome friends down at a bar when i realized I forgot my ID. I had to go all the way back home and when I was taking too long one of them (All of us played WoW) asked

"Where r u?"

To which I responded

"OMW try and find a healer"

the rest of the night we procedded to make Wow jokes and references, the funny thing is alot of people overheard us and knew what we were talking about.
 

Drokles

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When people ask me something like "have you seen the new episode of etc." I've begun replying "Nah, I'm not really that much into Pokémon". You don't get how satisfying it is until you've tried it!
http://xkcd.com/178/
 

Geo Da Sponge

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What is 'public'?

But to be serious, I'm always saying nerdy things, half the time just for the fun of it. For example, me and a friend of mine come up with the nerdiest jokes possible:

"Yo' mammas so fat they couldn't fit her into the plot of Metal Gear Solid 4!"
"What do you call a las gun with a torch attached? Twin-linked!"

Or grabbing a bottle of ammonia and saying:
"All your base are belong to us!"

Another time I started beat boxing the tetris theme in public.
 

savandicus

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I quote yugioh abridged all the time.

Once i was playing pool with someone wearing a stripped yellow t shirt, i won and had to say

'he thought dressing like a bee would help him to win'
 

ThePocketWeasel

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One of the geekiest conversations I had was when we had to make a database for a lesson and me and my friend decided it was gonna be about weapons and named every weapon from cod4, we even added noob tubes to a couple :p and what kinda gun they are. Needless to say the rest of the group called us nerds from then on and told us we play too much COD4.
 

Kale_McCloud

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i was watching National Treasure the other day n i got a fallout 3 vibe when i shouted to my mate when nik cage stole the declaration of independance 'psst that took me 5 secs to take after i shot the robot guarding it' lol
 

ThePocketWeasel

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Oh I remember another one, its not something I said but it's geeky. My media teacher asked my friend why he plays so many games said 'Oh god, you don't play WoW do you' and he said 'I played the trial but I got the highest level I could so I quit, I played Runescape and got 99 fishing and when i was in the top 1000 I quit'
*Silence*
Suddenly half the class admitted they played Runescape at one point.
 

The_Nomad

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Once outside of class i was talking with my friend when our project leader sees us and starts walking towards us so my friend said he pulled aggro. So i told him to Feign Death. lol
 

Zani

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I yelled "Over 9000!!!" at a soccer match, because they announced the number of people that was present and he said "Just over 9000", needless to say not many people got it.
 

Verp

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I don't do or say many things that you could count as geeky, not in public anyway. But when me and my friends at campus decided to make a big finger painting together for an empty wall in our living room, I drew a 1UP mushroom on a platform that was on the right side of the painting. The painting was very wide, and it turned out looking like a very messed up landscape with random animals, plants, and objects so heck, why not draw a 1UP mushroom. I would've let the mushroom unexplained, but I was asked about it so I had to open up: because I put the mushroom on the far right side of the painting, Mario would come all the way from the left side to get it, stomping on all the animals and destroying every object he can.
 

YuheJi

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CriticallyAcclaimed said:
This was not in public but my cousin once began arguing that Master Cheif's name was only "Cheif" and there was no 'master'. It lead to me and him in a full-out fist fight.(I won).
What? Isn't "Master Chief" a rank?
 

Xanadu84

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I'm not sure if it was when we made a detailed character sheet for all the characters in the Van Hellsing movie, or when we make a detailed Character sheet for Jesus Christ.
 

ViolentlyHappy91

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I explained to someone something really fucking geeky about how you can't throw a ball hard enough around the world so you can turn around and catch it......well, you can't, it would go past the horizon, break through the atmosphere and go into orbit.
 

Grayl

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I shouted "r0x0r my teh b0x0rz" just to annoy my friends in the canteen at my college.

I didn't realise that everyone had gone quiet to listen to me...

I felt sort of proud, heh.
 

Toaster Hunter

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I use the word frak conversationally.

When one of my co-workers inevitably screws up and I have to clean up the mess, I speak like a Gou'ld from SG-1 "Pathetic human, kneel before your god" or something like that.

I have refered to myself as the god-king (Xerxes from 300) on many occasions.