I do anyway, and I'm a 15 year old boyPaksenarrion said:I'd fill my house with stray cats and fling them at trespassers.
Why, those who wish to avoid law suits, of course! If a 15 year old throws a cat at a trespasser, they usually get in trouble and branded a disturbed child. If a rich old woman throws cats trespassers, then she's "that cat lady", who everyone already thinks is disturbed.ThreeWords said:I do anyway, and I'm a 15 year old boyPaksenarrion said:I'd fill my house with stray cats and fling them at trespassers.
Who needs to be rich to throw cats?
Awesome movie... such a tear-jerker at the end.S.R.S. said:I can't listen to "You've got a friend in me" without crying. I don't think it's gender but nonetheless, Toy Story 3 turned me into a blubbering jellyfish.
This.Wrathful said:I'm a hypersensitive bastard and also I tend to be the type holding grudges for a long time.
Fling, or fire from a crossbow?Paksenarrion said:I'm 27 and unmarried. Depending on the culture, I could be considered a dowager.
But only if I was filthy rich. If I was, I'd fill my house with stray cats and fling them at trespassers.
You have a point. A solid gold crossbow strung with the strongest silk strands.DC_Josh said:Fling, or fire from a crossbow?Paksenarrion said:I'm 27 and unmarried. Depending on the culture, I could be considered a dowager.
But only if I was filthy rich. If I was, I'd fill my house with stray cats and fling them at trespassers.
Logic forces me to ask the following questions...Paksenarrion said:You have a point. A solid gold crossbow strung with the strongest silk strands.DC_Josh said:Fling, or fire from a crossbow?Paksenarrion said:I'm 27 and unmarried. Depending on the culture, I could be considered a dowager.
But only if I was filthy rich. If I was, I'd fill my house with stray cats and fling them at trespassers.
I've encountered one of your role models. She pinged me with a siamese at 20m.Paksenarrion said:But only if I was filthy rich. If I was, I'd fill my house with stray cats and fling them at trespassers.
Surely with such a crossbow it should be strung with catgut?DC_Josh said:Logic forces me to ask the following questions...Paksenarrion said:You have a point. A solid gold crossbow strung with the strongest silk strands.DC_Josh said:Fling, or fire from a crossbow?Paksenarrion said:I'm 27 and unmarried. Depending on the culture, I could be considered a dowager.
But only if I was filthy rich. If I was, I'd fill my house with stray cats and fling them at trespassers.
How would you lift this crossbow? Gold is shiny but heavy.
If you have enough money to buy said crossbow, why fill your house with stray cats when you could buy the most pedigree of moggies?