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Hagi

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If she told me I was wearing a Schleet.....

Though then again it would keep them away from my eyeballs...
Taking them off would give the Schleet a chance to strike............
But then again maybe eyeballs aren't the only balls they eat........
 

Brandon237

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Fast forward a year or two (I do not intend to drop my pants for anyone at this point), my girlfriend gently taking my hand, kissing me once on the neck and whispering in my ear to take them off. I think that would do the trick VERY nicely :D
 

minus_273c

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Basically just come up to me wearing a choker. It's just trigger, not of a particularly subtle type I'll admit.
 

Alanj95

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"Take me now, Subcreature."
Or, in the case of a non-possessed human,
The woman walks in to the room I am currently in, naked, and says something along the lines of "Fuck me."
 

kouriichi

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When i first met her in the airport.
Yeeeep~! Got tackled and beat on by security because they thought i was a rapist.

To be honest, anything my wife does will make me drop my pants. I love her. She could fart under the blankets, ask me to come to bed, and id walk face first into that dutch oven.
 

ZiggyE

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Ask her to list her top 10 favourite anime and top 10 favourite video games.

If at least three of them match or Final Fantasy IX is on the video game list, I'll drop my pants. If at least five from each list match, I'll get down on one knee and propose.

Or if she has a hime-cut.
 

Crimson Butterfly

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My man coming back from a bike ride, unzipping his leathers and finding him naked underneath. Yum!

Really though, it's not hard for my other half to get me to drop them at all. ^-^
 

Xaio30

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If a cute girl walked up to me and said "Hey! I kinda like you. Wanna come over for a LAN this weekend? We're having a marathon of Baldurs Gate and Seiken Densetsu 3".
 

kittii-chan 300

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The Hero Killer said:
Her getting naked first would give me the go ahead.
this i guess but him/her. and is itachi thinking "i smell naked people"

if someone who i found attractive offered to go to a private place and i was a bit drunk then that. or if i knew someone and liked them and they hinted.
 

chinangel

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mmm...it'd have to be a guy with long hair going to one of two options. Either shy, kinda girly and long-haired, wanting me to show him and 'be gentle'. Or a strong guy, again long-haired with a chest you could grate cheese on. Not a body builder but atheletic and he wanted to tie me up and do bad things to me ^///^
 

ReservoirAngel

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Since they'd be of the opposite sex, there is nothing they could do to make me immediately drop my trousers.

Yea I have nothing to contribute really, I just like being awkward. :)
 

sam42ification

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If she renacted that one scene from black swan with natilie portman and milla kunis (you know the one) with another girl.

If she was interesting and told me to pull down my pants i would proberly do it.

If it were milla kunis.

The second one is really the only realistic one but i can dream.
 

Atheist.

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If she was physically attractive to me, all she would have to do is ask, and i'd screw her brains out.. If she was only moderately attractive, I'd have to like her for who she is first.

Shallow, yes. But honest as well.

Also, recent STD testing papers/proof she's on the pill is a major plus. Condoms make everything less fun.
 

Alex Cowan

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Legless Zombie said:
If they said I'll let you into my TARDIS if you show me your Sonic Screwdriver.
I'm surprised no one's made a 'bigger on the inside' joke yet...
 

Taham

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Give me proof she didn't have AIDS or HIV, saying "I love console games, Zero Punctuation, Extra Credits, and the entire Escapist website", while simultaneously slagging off Justin Bieber.