The way some people talk it sounds like this OtherOS feature, that I never touched, cures cancer and gives you a real life pokemon. Sony loves cancer and hates pokemon so after twirling his mousetache and killing some of his puppy/kitten hybrids with a half brick he snatches it from the valiant internet knights.
One of these internet knights doesn't take that kind of crap from anyone and decides enough is enough. In order to restore the cancer curing, pikachu producing crystal he kills the monstrous ogre Rute Quay and rips the crystal from his fiery belly of horrors.
He parades around the city holding the crystal high in the air while the citizens cheer and celebrate, but all is not over yet, deep in his fortress built out of copies of mein kampf Sony is watching him through the orb of Sarakan.
He dispatches his best men, the great and terrible Stone Dragons of Ko Pi Reye't. Sir George responds by seeking the ruins of Nilus Nilus, after braving crocodile pits and time based lever puzzles he arrives in the antechamber.
The ghost of Nilus Nilus himself appears to him and produces a contract, he offers Sir George a dark and evil deal, his own stone dragon army to fight Sony with. The drawback of this offer is, every time the dragons are called to fight Sir George must sacrifice a jar of blood to Nilus. Faced with the prospect of being bled dry by Nilus, he has no choice but to accept.
The battle will surely live on forever in the minds of the people. Sony dons his sleek black armour and lifts his tremendous blue sword of Rey and cries out in a voice that cracks the very sky itself in two and rallies his Stone Dragon army, Sir George is doing the same. A battle of the ages is set to take place.
But then the two start arguing over whether they should fight in New York or California.
One of these internet knights doesn't take that kind of crap from anyone and decides enough is enough. In order to restore the cancer curing, pikachu producing crystal he kills the monstrous ogre Rute Quay and rips the crystal from his fiery belly of horrors.
He parades around the city holding the crystal high in the air while the citizens cheer and celebrate, but all is not over yet, deep in his fortress built out of copies of mein kampf Sony is watching him through the orb of Sarakan.
He dispatches his best men, the great and terrible Stone Dragons of Ko Pi Reye't. Sir George responds by seeking the ruins of Nilus Nilus, after braving crocodile pits and time based lever puzzles he arrives in the antechamber.
The ghost of Nilus Nilus himself appears to him and produces a contract, he offers Sir George a dark and evil deal, his own stone dragon army to fight Sony with. The drawback of this offer is, every time the dragons are called to fight Sir George must sacrifice a jar of blood to Nilus. Faced with the prospect of being bled dry by Nilus, he has no choice but to accept.
The battle will surely live on forever in the minds of the people. Sony dons his sleek black armour and lifts his tremendous blue sword of Rey and cries out in a voice that cracks the very sky itself in two and rallies his Stone Dragon army, Sir George is doing the same. A battle of the ages is set to take place.
But then the two start arguing over whether they should fight in New York or California.