Girl Stuff: Does it ALL Suck?

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Triscut900

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Kukul said:
You know what's masculine? Getting your ass off the couch and doing something useful like pumping iron or wrestling bears.

BTW I love that fashion reality show (Project Runway or something) it calms my inner gay :p
dont we all
 

Triscut900

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Lexodus said:
paypuh said:
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avykins said:
Well what is marketed to boys that is any good?
Transformers.
That's a matter of opinion.

CoziestPigeon said:
MaxTheReaper said:
CoziestPigeon said:
NO. Transformers?! Mighty Max?! Creepy Crawlers?! LEGO!? That shit did NOT suck!
I've never seen an episode of/play with a Transformers.

...I dunno what Mighty Max is.
Or Creepy Crawlers.

LEGOs were neat though.

But I did say most.


QQ lez read moar lolz
(just kidding)
You...
Don't know...
Wh-...Guh
Your poor childhood. Go, google these things. NOW. You owe it to yourself.
He was born in 1992. You can't expect him to know/care about the stuff we grew up with.
JERK! I know what that stuff is and I was born in '93.
i was born in 96 and i think that they are fun
 

Cheesus333

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swaki said:
men use one of those French things that shoots water up your ass, reel men don't even take a dump whit out pleasing them self.
A bidet? I sincerely doubt that a lot of men use the ass-douche.
 

DeathQuaker

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I'm a woman and always hated the "It's pink and there are unicorns on it! It MUST be for YOU!" But I was what they called a tomboy and preferred robots to ponies. The thing is, most women I know these days... which is not all women of course, so take that with a grain of salt... never felt that kind of marketing appealed to them. Or at least the most extreme variants of that marketing (everything that's just sparkly and pink and substanceless).

I think it's a case of, honestly, marketers not knowing how to market to girls. Things I've read show that a given version of these products (save Barbie and the EZ Bake oven) don't last long or sell well... sure a clone will pop up a year later, but it won't do well either. There IS a certain subset of girls that WILL go for the Pink Pony Princess thing and they know they can capture that audience, but the rest of the girls will continue to say WTF (along with a majority of boys) and won't get anything marketed to them.

Based on what I've read and my own experience, girls generally enjoy creative play, role play ("Let's play house"), and cooperative play (we prefer to follow our competitive instincts when we reach the age of 12 and torture each other socially instead). Things that attract most girls won't therefore be something specifically labelled "for girls" but simply be things that girls can explore their creativity with.... art supplies (and things like LEGO) and board games that tend to be marketed as "family games" rather than specifically "for girls."

The girly stuff that IS successful, like Barbie and EZ Bake, are because they fill these niches, whether they're pink or not. EZ Bake you can play pretend with while also producing real food and share it; no surprise why that's appealing. Barbie filled a much needed niche in the role play world.... baby dolls are fun to pretend they're babies, but once you get old enough to get sick of that, they become less interesting and it's hard to imagine them as anything else. Dollhouse dolls are more easily manipulable to create stories with (something girls stereotypically love to do) but they're usually too small to re-dress or fit in your hand comfortably. Barbie is a good size and has a lot of clothes so you can dress her to fill the role you want to imagine her in that day, more than just the "pink stuff."

I liked my Barbies but they seldom wore pink or rode ponies; they wore darker, trendier clothes, and when I became interested in fantasy and sci fi, they started getting cloaks, homemade armor, and cocktail swords for weapons, and rode Voltron lions for locomotion. (What sucked is I had to get my own swords and armor, but the way the toys were made made it easy to do.) The interesting thing is I had action figures--being a child of the 80s, He-Man and She-Ra figures plus some Transformers and the aforementioned Voltron--but I preferred to send Barbie off to fight evil over She-Ra because again, she was bigger without being too big, and easier to physically manipulate. (Barbie also put Voltron to work in her kitchen, but that's a story for another day.)

So, I would say that's why that in particular does well and doesn't always suck (at least of course, in my few).

As an aside: Mattel makes licensed Superhero Barbies: here's Black Canary, who looks pretty awesome: http://www.barbiecollector.com/shop/product.aspx?sku=L9640

They clearly know there are people who will want to buy non-pink, frilly Barbie dolls. The interesting thing is, though, these are in the more expensive "collector" set--largely meant for adult women, not girls. Something interesting to think about. ('Specially since my younger niece LOVES superheroes... hmm.)

Other "toys for girls" I don't think suck:

American Girl Dolls: I don't see these having crossover appeal to boys, but they're not frilly pink princesses, they are well-designed, and they each come with a historical story that educates about the time period they come from without being heavy handed. They're girls toys--POPULAR girls' toys if my nieces' enthusiasm for them is any indication--which teach something far more than "dress pretty and be snooty."

Well, and that's all currently. That's the sad part. (By the way, if you missed it, yes I agree most "toys for girls" suck.)

From my childhood, we had Jem dolls. The main character did have a lot of pink to her (along with "glamour, glitter, fashion, and fame"), but they were adventuring rock stars with brightly colored 80s hair. Some of their clothes were actually pretty punk. I will venture to say they were pretty kickass despite the pink and the glitter, and apparently Jem had quite a male following, if not of the dolls then at least of the accompanying cartoon series. It's a rare example of a girl toy/cartoon line that attracted boys----at least enough that Jem's cartoon voice actress (for the speaking part, oddly enough) recently made a music video dedicated to her male fans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK3WAQWLLsc

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Zombie_Fish

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avykins said:
Well what is marketed to boys that is any good?
Megas XLR was until it was pulled.

Anyway, I don't think it all sucks, that's just a stereotype from a male's point of view.

Cheesus333 said:
swaki said:
men use one of those French things that shoots water up your ass, reel men don't even take a dump whit out pleasing them self.
A bidet? I sincerely doubt that a lot of men use the ass-douche.
I'm in agreement there.
 

scaryt

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onew said:
I think the marketing of toys to children is horrible in general. It forces traditional gender roles on both boys and girls equally.
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Merteg

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The reason that's aimed at little girls is because they ENJOY that kind of thing.

The reason you don't like is BECAUSE your not a little girl.
 

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Merteg said:
The reason that's aimed at little girls is because they ENJOY that kind of thing.

The reason you don't like is BECAUSE your not a little girl.
Suprised no one said this before.
 

Lauren Admire

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I don't know about anyone else here, but I think Degrassi ROCKS. It's 90210, but in Canadian! What's NOT to like?
 

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Merteg said:
The reason that's aimed at little girls is because they ENJOY that kind of thing.

The reason you don't like is BECAUSE your not a little girl.
Woo, we have a winner.

This is my argument every time some overcompensating teenage boy brings up how much they hate (insert Disney act here). It's not aimed at them, nobody's expecting them to like it, so I'm confused as to why they can't just ignore it. Even posting about it sounds like perhaps they're protesting a little too much.

But... yes. I can't bring myself to give even the tiniest hint of caring one way or the other about most of the things moaned about in this topic but as far as movies go, I do enjoy a good chick flick. Which is just as well given I've spent the past year living with five women.
 

NeutralDrow

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SODAssault said:
NeutralDrow said:
Some yaoi is pretty good, since it can get pretty silly (in addition to a very few that are actually pretty good stories). 'Course, when I think that, I immediately have to wonder if women view all the yuri I read and imagine in the same way.
YOU DO NOT READ YURI.

YURI READS YOU.
I will gladly pit my Yuri against yours.



Haoh...Shokoken!
 

Bulletinmybrain

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This is why I only date chicks with a 3.00 GPA or higher lol.

You know what? The girls at my school that have a 3.0 grade average all suck. Most times them being worse then the kids in regular schooling, just knowing that you need to shut up in class generally and learn some things.
 

AwesomeNinjaPowers

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Speaking as a female mid 20's life form of the human species, I would have to say that I do think all the things listed (why is Oprah girly? And food network?!? Are you trying to say only girls cook? I don't cook in fact I can't cook) do suck, but then I remember that they're mostly all aimed at pre-teen to teen girls so I reach inside to find my inner child and ask her. And she tells me 'I don't care if it's good. It's SHINEY!' So there you go, yes I think the stuff out there for girls sucks (and I'm female so I'm sorta the target audience) but it's not actually aimed at me (okay Oprah might be but I don't live in the States so have never actually ever seen an episode) or anybody else much over the age of 16, so I IGNORE IT! Problem solved
 

CoziestPigeon

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paypuh said:
MaxTheReaper said:
paypuh said:
He was born in 1992. You can't expect him to know/care about the stuff we grew up with.
Bingo.

Though to be fair, I don't care about any of the stuff I grew up with either.
Mostly because my first memory is around age nine.
I find it somewhat funny though because I just looked at CoziestPigeon's age, and he's only 2 years older than you. I guess 2 years is all it takes. I bet if I told him about Mighty Mouse and He-Man, he'd have the same response for me as you did for him.
Close, but my father educated me very well in the ways of old cartoons, I was totally rockin mighty mouse VHS's till I was like 10. And he-man just never really did it for me.