Girl who cried "Sexual assault" gets into the daily mail

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13thforswarn

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People are over reacting. They call "crouching behind" a person's character on an ONLINE GAME sexual assault? I call that a twelve year old being immature.
 

Deviluk

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"Molested behind the christmas tree" lol!

Its not real you stupid, stupid newspaper.

They're not reporting the 'fear' they're making the 'fear'. This is how they got poor old Russell Brand pulverised by the country.

Oh and 'he saw his flatmate get sexually assaulted'? C'mon man you obviously were masquerading as a woman on Home. :p
 

snow

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What kind of gamer is she anyway?
Probably the type of gamer that buys a ps3 and only plays Peggle and PS Home. No offense to Peggle in any way though...

I have a lot of female gamer friends, (that AREN'T giant monsters in anyway, before anyone says anything) but the ones that think they deserve special attention for being female and a gamer, like the one in this news article... Need to be shot...

Besides... Is there an actual recording of this "Sexual Assault?" Let me be the first to call Bullshit if there isn't, and shame on the news for quickly posting it without liable proof...

Though, seeing a news company jumping at the opportunity to put down gaming is nothing I should be surprised about...
 

ninjajoeman

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"OH god it was awful!"

random flash back with black and white filter

her mom walks in
"hey je-OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON!"

"I told them to stop they just wouldnt stop!" sobbing like crazy

"JENNY GET AWAY FROM THE SCREEN!"

"take them away mom PLEASE TAKE THEM AWAY!"

flashes back to present
"Master chiefs everywhere tea bagging me!"shaking like crazy
 

The Kangaroo

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ninjajoeman said:
"Master chiefs everywhere tea bagging me!"

"OH god it was awful!"

random flash back
her mom walks in
"hey je-OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON!"

"I told them to stop they just wouldnt stop!" sobbing like crazy
"I was just out running around in circles when...when they pwned me"

"Oh lawd!"

"and then...he...he ran ove and started...he started to.......DRYHUMP ME!"

"Oh you poor baby"

"again and again and again... no end, no end"
 

Quaxar

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duchaked said:
MiracleOfSound said:
I hope she never plays COD online.

If I had a penny for every threat of rape I've gotten... I'd be able to afford a PS3.

Or Halo.

Imagine how she'd react to getting teabagged...
She'd probably need therapy...
"Oh god, digital pixels resembling my face are being touched by digital pixels from another player's avatar... panic! Get me CNN, quick!"

Another fine example of how some people act like giant puss...err, cats when it comes to games and the interblag (hidden reference!)
 

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The average headline in the daily mail is "Immigrants cause aids which reduces house prices."
They aren't a real newspaper, they are an incredibly poor excuse for a news paper, they are no better then the metro, but unlike the metro, they don't charge, the problem in this case is that it has a devout following and so people will start hating on gamers.
 

katie monsterxRAWR

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My comment is not about the story, however stupid it is, but I absolutely despise the Daily Mail. I thought newspapers were all dying, why could the Daily Mail be the first to go?
 

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theflyingpeanut said:
I think that Russel Howard expresses my opinion on the papers quite well.
"ARE YOU RECYCLING??? YOU JUST KILLED A POLAR BEATR YOU PRICK!!!!"
Lmao,that cracked me up!
 

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i thought newspapers were part of history and went to the new media , the net ... the onion probably had something to do with this

the girl will end up on a tv talk show crying about this , hmmm what's the number for jerry springer and th maury show?

hey this girl is laughing all the way to the bank, she'll have a movie of the week too , maybe even a book deal ...