Give me ten reason why YOU'RE awesome

[Squeaksx]

Because I already made this thread
And I'm legally not allowed to tell the truth of why I'm awesome. It would obliterate most of the Internets and France

Yes, but did you do it in such an AWESOME fashion!?

I'll have you know I was bench pressing a trio of acrobats, Juggling hookers and playing the harmonica whilst typing and reading Questionable Content.
> Beat that

I was squatting the Empire State building, beating Ghouls and Goblins with only my pinky toe, singing Ave Maria, and breaking dancing with zombie Hitler at the same time!

 

[kamario]

1. Im a midgit(5 feet tall)
2. I really want a superman cape
3. I enjoy cookies
4. I own a lizard
5. I enjoy school?
7. I enjoy a good bit of banter
8. I missed number 6 which makes me awesome
9. I still own a parrot beanie baby
10. I'm pretty sure i managed to write this without any grammatical errors( i hope lol)
11. I only gave 9 reasons up until now.

 

[The Oddfellow]

1) I have Gordon Freeman in my picture
2) Gordon Freeman counts as 37 reasons on his own

 

[awsome117]

My name is awesome, therefore I am awesome.

 

[kamario]

Okay then, ten reasons why I am awesome:

• 1. I am very friendly and get on well with most people.
  2. I have an awesome painting style.
  3. I can sing reasonably well.
  4. I can knit vey well, and do all the complex stuff like casting on and off and all that too.
  5. I am a virgin (yes I do see that as a good thing)
  6. I can be sociable without drinking.
  7. I have amazing breasts.
  8. I can be the one who does something different and stands out without feeling uncomfortable.
  9. I dye my hair ginger.
  10. I can move silently, making me seem like a ninja.

I could carry on a bit longer, but you asked for ten, so that's what you're getting.

I am now 1 more awesome count more awesome because you have posted in the same thread as myself.

 

[Fairee]

I feel pretty shitty now. Can't even find 10 awesome things about me.

If you can't find them, then I will.

1. The mohawk.
2. You can sing well.
3. You make sure everyone's okay, even if they are antisocial and keep sitting alone.
4. You cheer people up when they are unhappy.
5. You don't care what other people think, you do what you want to.
6. You are brilliant at hugs.
7. You are hilariously random.
8. You have shoes with L and a backwards R on.
9. You'll stick up for your mates.
10. You like metal.

Now, no more feeling shitty. Or else >:[

 

[Cornwallpwns]

well im really really tall, 6ft 5

fortunately for me im now so tall people cant hear all of the really fucking stupid things i say so think im an alright guy when infact i can only come up with one good thing about myself and thats a geneticaly predetermined physical feature.......

 

[Jedamethis]

Because I already made this thread
And I'm legally not allowed to tell the truth of why I'm awesome. It would obliterate most of the Internets and France

Yes, but did you do it in such an AWESOME fashion!?

I'll have you know I was bench pressing a trio of acrobats, Juggling hookers and playing the harmonica whilst typing and reading Questionable Content.
> Beat that

I was squatting the Empire State building, beating Ghouls and Goblins with only my pinky toe, singing Ave Maria, and breaking dancing with zombie Hitler at the same time!

I was Thriller dancing with Zombie Jesus, Hitler, and Michael Jackson, beating all of the Chess Masters of the world simultaneosly, and lifting my concrete balls the whole time

 

[Skeleon]

Well, I'm a unique person.
I'm pretty intelligent.
I hike a lot.
Uhm...
I like beer.
I like Hard Rock.
Huh.
I guess I'm kind of compassionate.
That's six.
I can't really think of anything else right now.

 

[Darth Pope]

1: I am the only person where I live that keeps the dead art of reading alive.

2: I have a great deal of knowledge in the area of American History.

3: I at least understand the basics of most fields of science.

4: I can pull my arms out of their sockets.

5: Despite my otherwise poor memory, I'm good at remembering random useless facts.

6: I had a goatee. (I shaved it recently.)

7: I was voted most likely to dominate the world in high school.

8: I listen to Scar Symmetry. (I could list another ten thing just for this one.)

9: My avatar.

10: I smell nice.

 

[Gerazzi]

I'm awesome because I know the answer to life, the universe and everything.

Also towels.

 

[Squeaksx]

Because I already made this thread
And I'm legally not allowed to tell the truth of why I'm awesome. It would obliterate most of the Internets and France

Yes, but did you do it in such an AWESOME fashion!?

I'll have you know I was bench pressing a trio of acrobats, Juggling hookers and playing the harmonica whilst typing and reading Questionable Content.
> Beat that

I was squatting the Empire State building, beating Ghouls and Goblins with only my pinky toe, singing Ave Maria, and breaking dancing with zombie Hitler at the same time!

I was Thriller dancing with Zombie Jesus, Hitler, and Michael Jackson, beating all of the Chess Masters of the world simultaneosly, and lifting my concrete balls the whole time

I was eating tacos!

 

[Jedamethis]

I'm Mexican, I was eating tacos when I was 4!
ahah! Didn't see that coming did you!

 

[Internet Kraken]

.......I'm not awesome.

 

[Jaqen Hghar]

Lemme see...
1) I look like Jesus (the "not-right" white Jesus with long hair and a beard, but still)
2) I just moved to a new apartement with my girlfriend
3) I got a wicked tattoo of an ankh between my shoulder blades.
4) I got several papercrafts I have made myself, one is a small scene from GTA4
5) My piggybank is Bender
6) I got my own Sonic Screwdriver
7) I got a Youtube video with over 700.000 views!
8) I made my own lightsaber [http://uidin.deviantart.com/art/My-first-Lightsaber-116032186] this year
9) My name is Mads. Yeah, sounds totally weird doesn't it.
10) I broke my back in 2006, and I am still walking around. Not gonna get me that easy God!

Wow. I almost don't want to post this. But hey, all of you other awesome people have to see how awesome I am.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I do kendo? That's pretty badass. Basically, it means if I had a katana I could use it. Badly.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I guess I can go with "I'm okay with the fact that this is basically a contest to see who is the most vane"

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Now, no more feeling shitty. Or else >:[

Yes MUM.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I only need one, I have a fucking huge ego.

*Only kidding.