Give me ten reason why YOU'RE awesome

[TheMedicated]

Anyone else thinking this is gonna end with someone on probation or otherwise banned?

 

[lwm3398]

anyone who has ever been manly in the history of manliness.

You are not as manly as Pixar movies.

Really, no one can be that manly.

 

[Dap0003]

Becausse my mom told me so TEN TIMES and after that she swore an oath never to lie.

 

[lwm3398]

You are not as manly as Pixar movies.

Really, no one can be that manly.

When I flex, all the men within ten miles spontaneously go home and eat a bucket of ice cream and watch a Lifetime original movie.

Okay, okay, but I'm so manly I can have 2 fake-arguments with you at one time. And win. Both. By 600 points.

 

[Darth Brownie]

I'm smart. Like, laugh-at-your-futile-attempts-to-prove-me-wrong smart.

I recognize myself in that

 

[lwm3398]

Okay, okay, but I'm so manly I can have 2 fake-arguments with you at one time. And win. Both. By 600 points.

You only think you're winning.

You only think you're manly.

Oh, and by the way, I'm so manly, I can where a dress, get implants, where my hair in braided pigtails, and yet I still am able to out-manliness you.

But, you can still be badass with a girly-ass avatar like that...

Damn you!

 

[MikeOfThunder]

I'm so awesome that everyone around me is naturally awesome aswell... Thats number one.

 

[Danik93]

because i found that the word Nazi parking exist in my phone.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

1. I get on well with kids
2. I play guitar bass and drums.
3. I've kicked a bull up the arse then ran for my life
4. i do free running (wheeeeeee)
5. i can do sign language
6. .............
7. .............
8. .............
9. .............
10. ............[small]Fuck[/small]

EDIT: ooooh ooh

6. I have a girl friend
10. Not a virgin.

these too xD

 

[DigitalJedl]

My last name is Freeman? I guess that counts for something..

 

[Squeaksx]

My last name is Freeman? I guess that counts for something..

It's awesome, but it also means your doomed to be called John Freeman..Who is Gordon Freeman's brother.

 

[Salmaras]

1. This reason is the same as the tenth reason
2. This reason is the same as the seventh reason
3. This reason is the same as the sixth reason
4. This reason is the same as the ninth reason
5. This reason is the same as the eighth reason
6. This reason is the same as the first reason
7. This reason is the same as the fourth reason
8. This reason is the same as the third reason
9. This reason is the same as the fifth reason
10. This reason is the same as the second reason

And that, is why i'm awesome.

 

[AvsJoe]

10 Reasons Why I'm Awesome:

1. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of cinema
2. I work at a comic book store
3. I've lost 50 lbs in the past calendar year
4. I'm a great listener
5. I can make anyone feel better about themselves
6. I'd rather tell the truth over a lie

starting to get a little difficult...

7. I have a lot of humourous t-shirts
8. I am Canadian
9. I'm a member of the Escapist
10. I like turtles​

 

[kijo98]

A little pride never hurt anyone!

But alot of pride got Odysseus' men killed.

OT: I guess... I have tourettes? I'm going with that.

Pride is one of the 7 deadly sins

 

[AWC Viper]

i was born with the official seal of awesome stamped on me!

 

[NattyMichael]

1 Im me
2 I rule
3 I kickass
4 Im fucking sweeet
5 I can lick my own....chin
6 I can lick my own penis ;D
7 I saw metallica live!
8 I can masturbate 10 times....straight back to back
9 did i mention i am me!
10 and im never vain about it

 

[Hazy]

A little pride never hurt anyone!

But alot of pride got Odysseus' men killed.

OT: I guess... I have tourettes? I'm going with that.

Pride is one of the 7 deadly sins

Not pride necessarily. It's good to be proud and confident.
Hubris, however, is never a good quality.