Give the user above you a humorous execution

[Xpwn3ntial]

Throw him at the mercy of Anonymous.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd make a fake video that makes it look and sound like he is declaring war against Anon.

 

[XThecommander]

Feed team rocket to the mudkips...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Hit him with an explosive beach ball. Like, those really big plastic ones. The one behind them.

Spoiler

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

I shoot silly string into the pilot's eyes, then bail and let momentum do the work for me.

 

[Vrex360]

I would break you over my kneecap.

There aren't a lot of creative ways to kill musical instruments.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Sick the flood on him.

 

[xmbts]

Light your hat on fire, you either lose the hat or burn with it.

 

[swooshmeister]

I sentence you to death by Agent Smith,Mr Anderson...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd throw water balloons at your ship until you drowned.

 

[xmbts]

I'd send you a text while flying, distracting the pilot long enough to crash.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

throw boiling hot water on you...you get burned before you get zapped

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I shall bury him in stinky cheese and drown him in gravy.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Turn him into a newt and squash him.

 

[xmbts]

(I got better!)

Then accuse you of witchcraft.

 

[Nouw]

Get Noodle to outbadass her!

 

[Korten12]

Rip off his clown nose and wig and throw the pie in his face.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Make him fight a skeleton army with innumerable forces.

 

[xmbts]

Throw an octopus at their face. Leave the rest up to nature