Give the user above you a humorous execution

[SixWingedAsura]

Death...BY MOUSSE! OR MOOSE! OR EVEN MOOSE-N!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd dunk you in a huge vat dough, bake you, then dunk you in a huge vat of coffee.

 

[Dectomax]

Lock you in a drab, padded cell with Justin Bieber's songs playing on continuous loop. Your brain WILL melt and you WILL suffer.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm make it so you're stuck to a Merry-Go-Round and kids would ride you until you died.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Strap you to a series of electrodes that shock you everytime someone uses an racist insult on Xbox-live during a single game of Call of Duty.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Give you a bottle of vicodin and a bottle of brandy. Things will work themselves out.

 

[Dectomax]

Strap you to a series of electrodes that shock you everytime someone uses an racist insult on Xbox-live during a single game of Call of Duty.

Wow...that is possibly a thread winner there? :O

 

[xmbts]

Make you up to look like Edward Cullen and leave you to a pack of ravenous twilight fangirls.

 

[The Clown]

Instead of the stereotypical unplugging of your wired i think I'd feed acid through the wires slowly, to melt you from the inside.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Piledriver you from 700ft in the air.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Throw you into a lion's den.

 

[xmbts]

Throw you in a platypus den, those things don't mess around.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Throw a full wasp nest at your feet.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Spam D swords.

(Cookie for anyone who gets the reference.)

 

[xmbts]

I'd stretch his arms into next week.

(for the cookie: Blazblue?)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Strap you to a series of electrodes that shock you everytime someone uses an racist insult on Xbox-live during a single game of Call of Duty.

Wow...that is possibly a thread winner there? :O

Yes, I wouldn't wish that on anybody!
OT: I'd make her into a vantriloquist dummy.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

I'd stretch his arms into next week.

(for the cookie: Blazblue?)

YES! You get a cookie. Sadly, it's only a sugar cookie. !

Hmm...DEATH BY SUGAR COOKIES!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Strap him into a harness that chokes him every time someone posts the words "Where is Half Life Episode 3 Valve?" on the internet.

You don't have long.

 

[xmbts]

I'd set it up so you have to live with the cast of Jersey Shore, a fate worse then death.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm taking you to dairy queen with Nappa and putting a collar on you that explodes when you get annoyed by him.

You don't have long.