Give the user above you a humorous execution

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Time to bury him to death with these things:

It will hurt.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!! [http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com]

Incidentally is this homicide or suicide?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Homicide.

I was going to do the same thing, but he pika-ninja'd me.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Time to choke him with his own words. Yes, I will print out the pages of tripe he has posted on the internet and shove it down his throat.

[sub][sub]You rock, you know that don't you?[/sub][/sub]

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

@Redlin5: How do I "rock?"

OT: Prepare the noose.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I switch your hotdog with dynamite!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Tell Mom the companies are going through a merger.

 

[The Clown]

*causes smugleaf to have a Sex-fueled-drug-heart-attack*

 

[xmbts]

*Crams severed arm down its throat*

Choke on it.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Smother her with the hat.

 

[Gamegodtre]

01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101
by entering that

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Death by rubber chicken!
May the slapping begin!

 

[TheDoctor455]

(mutters a spell, shoves Hail Fire into a portal leading to the Lower Planes -every possible version Hell, essentially -)

Enjoy.

 

[xmbts]

Slapfight.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm afraid that's just annoying.

I force feed those wires to you...
you're bound to pop eventually.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

@Gamegodtre: Try again.

OT: Surely the vacuum of space can achieve such a feat.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Nope... I just keep dying and coming back to life until I bump into an inhabitable planetoid or a ship.

OT:
I short-circuit that UFO you're riding as it tries to leave the stratosphere.

 

[Gamegodtre]

@Xpwn3ntial 01100010 01111001 00100000 01100101 01101110 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 00100010 01101000 01100001 01110010 01110101 01101000 01101001 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110011 00100010 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110011 01111001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01101101 01110011 how bout that
drop TheDoctor off a space ship into the void of space and into a star

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

@Gamegodtre: Yuki N. > Disk. Error. Disk. Error.

Great, now you broke her. This alien isn't replaceable, you know.

OT: Lock him in a room with Asakura after telling her he broke poor Yuki.