Give the user above you a humorous execution

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I sentence you to death by giant fireball.

[sub]They are not plumbers!!! Have you ever seen a plunger ina those hands?[/sub]

 

[TheDoctor455]

I sentence you to death by giant fireball.

[sub]They are not plumbers!!! Have you ever seen a plunger ina those hands?[/sub]

Yes they are plumbers... or are you forgetting Mario Sunshine?

While we're on that subject... I sentence you to death by ZP review.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I sentence you to death by giant fireball.

[sub]They are not plumbers!!! Have you ever seen a plunger ina those hands?[/sub]

Yes they are plumbers... or are you forgetting Mario Sunshine?

No, they are not... or are you forgetting about There will be Brawl?

I sentence you to death by ZP review.

Yahtzee? I could take his scorn. In fact, I would welcome it.

Now... what to kill you with...

Oh yes, I'll kill you with my massive indifference.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I kill you with my even greater indifference.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

I KEEL you with Achmed.

 

[xmbts]

I'm going to headbutt you. Very hard. Until one of us is reduced to a liquid state.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I KEEL you with Achmed.

I send Kain after you.

OT:
I rebuild you so that you are now a cybernetic copy of Murdock that thinks its a cybernetic copy of Noodle.

 

[Ashsaver]

Spoiler: Sanity is for the weak!

I'll stalk you around until you DIE from insanity!!!

 

[xmbts]

You seem fairly self destructive, I'll just leave you in a room by yourself.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Spoiler: Sanity is for the weak!

I'll stalk you around until you DIE from insanity!!!

Umm... doesn't work. I'm immortal... thanks for playing.

OT:
So... how's it going cyber-Murdock?

 

[xmbts]

I'm going to light your hair on fire.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I bet the real Murdock is sticking to you more than ever now.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Teleportation to Detroit and leave you there.

 

[xmbts]

Death by Haruhi.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I sentence you to be the Lady of Pain's new plaything.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by suicide Ewoks. Millions of suicide Ewoks... Enjoy!

*listens to consecutive explosions*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*opens a Portal to escape before the first Ewoks get anywhere near me.*

Nice try.

Now then...

*knocks out Redlin, paints him/her in Pokenip, and watches as every pokemon in a 20 mile radius runs towards him/her and humps his/her body to death.*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hmmm... First of all I would get rid of his mouth.

No more spells for you!

Then I would use some super glue magic to get him nice and stuck to the target area.

Finally...

Spoiler: Artillery Support!

Artillery ready!

At pointblank range, nothing will be left in one piece. I shall collect the atoms from your remains and incorporate them into a Pokemon game.

 

[Nouw]

Exterminatus.

Because Team Rocket blast into airless vacuum and still somehow survive.
And what is that guy from?

 

[Dr.Susse]

[small]Matrix?[/small]

OT: Shot with a trebuchet covered in bees.