"God, I'm such a ****ing idiot."

[DragonChi]

ok..i have 2 whoppers that i am SOOO not proud of and can easily label me as a moron.

1. i think i was 6 years old or something near that, i was in the car with my mother driving past the "real canadian superstore" (canadians will know what im talking about) and i wanted to impress my mother with my spelling, so i started spelling out "superstore" and did so successfully, but then totally fukn blew it by saying "safeway" afterwards.

2.me and a very close friend of mine were having a late night gaming session (as we all do from time to time) , this was only 2 years ago or so. anyway..we had made the decision to order out for dinner, and i had asked my friend to give me the number to the pizza joint we were going to order from. and as a joke, he said 123-4567. and..i have no idea where my brain was...but i immediately started dialing that number and it was only after the 5th or 6th dialed number that i clued in that it wasnt the real number. my friend damn near kealed over from laughter that night...and i died a little inside.

 

[CINN4M0N]

hey! me too! High five!

Yuss! How'd yours react? We were just saying goodbye, so I kinda went "Ahem. uhh, see you round." and got the hell outa there.

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

Shouted at my mother that she was a ***** yesterday.
Had to apologize today, she was actually trying to be helpful.

I did that today. And I'm damn well not apologising. She is a *****.

You seem to be very angry at a woman who gave birth to you. From my understanding it's not a pleasant ordeal.

 

[JustShyofGenius]

I told my girlfriend that I almost cheated on her with a cute co-worker that was very likely to not give up on me easily. Needless to say I got dumped about a week later. Not so needless and a lot more fun to say: A day and a half later I'd spent an entire day in bed with the aforementioned co-worker. Oops.

Then there was the time I severely sprained my shoulder while lying in bed reading a book. By sever sprain, I mean there were two very audible pops. Fuck my peripheral vision for spotting that spider dropping from the ceiling.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

hey! me too! High five!

Yuss! How'd yours react? We were just saying goodbye, so I kinda went "Ahem. uhh, see you round." and got the hell outa there.

That was sarcasm, mine was 18x worse.

 

[CINN4M0N]

hey! me too! High five!

Yuss! How'd yours react? We were just saying goodbye, so I kinda went "Ahem. uhh, see you round." and got the hell outa there.

That was sarcasm, mine was 18x worse.

Well go on then...

 

[CINN4M0N]

I told my girlfriend that I almost cheated on her with a cute co-worker that was very likely to not give up on me easily. Needless to say I got dumped about a week later. Not so needless and a lot more fun to say: A day and a half later I'd spent an entire day in bed with the aforementioned co-worker. Oops.

Then there was the time I severely sprained my shoulder while lying in bed reading a book. By sever sprain, I mean there were two very audible pops. Fuck my peripheral vision for spotting that spider dropping from the ceiling.

Dude your peripheral vision saved your life!

 

[Brad Shepard]

I had a quickie with my ex in her car.

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this is /trend

OT: i bought Soul Caliber 4 for my only birthday present ><

 

[seventy7l]

I grabbed the blade of a knife because i thought it was a spoon..

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

I do this every time I'm in gym class and the ball/frisbee/whatever the hell it is we're playing with comes within 3 feet of me and I don't catch it. Yeah, I've got self-esteem issues in that area.

 

[Lord Legion]

Ever do a fencing lunge step from the top of the stairs at 3 in the morning?

And once I accidentally threw a girl who snuck up behind me and put her hand on the back of my head. Didn't turn to see who it was or nuthin' just grabbed her skinny wrist and swoosh...

still feel really bad about that one...

 

[Spirultima]

Look at something and know what I have to do then for some reason don't, why do I do that?

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Like a girl that was crazy... then after going for months without talking to her, being friends with her and liking her again and the same thing happened...

Oh, and everything with that church, religion, and that "saved" nonsense...

 

[The Only]

well i clicked in this thread so yea im stupid

 

[Spirultima]

OT: i bought Soul Caliber 4 for my only birthday present ><

Oh my god... I'm so sorry, I'm so so sorry, if there is anything I can do to make it up to you...

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I've done that before... 'twas awesome. I tripped, slid on my knee for several feet, then popped right back up. It was almost out of a sitcom...

As for something stupid I've done now... Hahah, I'm procrastinating on a project due tomorrow. A 4 page paper on 'The American Dream'.

Hey, here's a thought. Since when did 'English' mean 'American'?

It doesn't. However, for an upper level English course it is pertinent that you are able to right a lengthy and well developed essay. The "American Dream" is just a generic stock subject applied to the topic, one which I would take the complete other direction from how students are expected to take it.

 

[Johnmw]

I once dropped a PS2 on my head and got sent to A&E, this TV wasn't a large or perfectly level one and also I have stood behind a golfer tee-ing off... I was a mess after that one.

Stood BEHIND? Man he was shit at golf... or he had a powerhouse of a back-swing!
OP: I am more than able to fall over my own feet.... yeah I'm special...

 

[Calatar]

Spent 10 minutes searching desperately for my keys. They were in my pocket. I was late to class that day.