"God, I'm such a ****ing idiot."

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LiftYourSkinnyFists

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tellmeimaninja said:
I somehow managed to send myself to the hospital once for nearly rupturing my own testicle. I still don't know how I did that.
"/thread" now, Mr. Stair-tripper-upper?
I once dropped a PS2 on my head and got sent to A&E, this TV wasn't a large or perfectly level one and also I have stood behind a golfer tee-ing off... I was a mess after that one.
 

Cinnonym

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I've looked for my car keys in the egg carton in the fridge.No, it wasn't enough to just open the fridge and say, "Oh, duh, why would my keys be in here," I actually picked up the egg carton and opened it to look inside. They weren't in there, btw.As far as work-stupid goes, something that I do countless times a day is walk from one end of the building to another, completely space out along the way, and wind up having walked past it by a few hundred feet.
 

Zeraki

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I stepped on my belt buckle once... it wasn't pleasant.
 

Soulgaunt

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Lost focus during a test. Luckily, I remembered what I was supposed to be doing once the bell rang!
 

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Holding my phone thinking it's my 360 controller and trying to move.

This lasted for ten minutes before I realized how freaking dumb I was.
 

Mr. Gency

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Yodobama said:
As the title may suggest, what is something stupid you've done recently where you've actually taken a moment to acknowledge how stupid it was?
As for me, I tripped on the ground.
No, not something on the ground, not even the curb, I tripped over flat ground.
I tripped over my pants while waring them.
 

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I was racing to find the antidote to save the girl and when I got there, to my surprise, my arch-nemesis was already there!
With a moment of blinding realisation I realised that I had been misled, and that it had all been a trap, but worse, I realised that if he knew I would go there, then his second in command was already on his way to fetch the girl. I should have seen it from the beginning, The clues were too obvious, I was too f**king stupid to notice that I'd been following his trail all along...
 

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elricik said:
Aby_Z said:
One could make the argument that the american dream is not writing a 4 page paper.
Somewhat... I doubt she'd appreciate the thought enough to let me off with it though. Horrible teacher... I'm thinking that if things continue as they are I'll just raise my hand in the middle of class and ask when we start learning English.
 

Angry Caterpillar

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Shouted at my mother that she was a ***** yesterday.
Had to apologize today, she was actually trying to be helpful.
 

The Warden

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Hazy said:
Put cinnamon rolls in the microwave for five minutes once.
Long story short - House is doused in smoke, 7 year old self calls the fire department.

The firemen were loling.
Actually, that might just be good enough to merit a new thread itself.
'What stupid shit did you do as a kid involving the Police, Paramedics, or Fire Department?'
 

Steve the Pocket

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The other morning I got out the orange juice, and you know how the solid part of orange juice settles overnight and you're supposed to shake it by turning it upside down a few times? I started to do that not realizing I had already taken the lid off the jug. Not a pretty sight. Took most of the roll of paper towels to get that up. Lucky thing our kitchen floor badly needs replaced anyway.
 

MattZero

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I left my house and was walking down the sidewalk with the sun at my back and there was a long shadow of someone walking behind me. It started to bug me that they wouldn't catch up so I spun around and shouted "WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME!" at my now extremely confused dog...

My paranoia makes me feel stupid when someone isn't actually out to get me.
 

Mammon

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threw a cup in the bin, and put the juice in the cupboard. Then I went to bed and didn't realise anything until I woke up the next day.
 

Mr. Gency

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Yodobama said:
Hazy said:
Put cinnamon rolls in the microwave for five minutes once.
Long story short - House is doused in smoke, 7 year old self calls the fire department.

The firemen were loling.
Actually, that might just be good enough to merit a new thread itself.
'What stupid shit did you do as a kid involving the Police, Paramedics, or Fire Department?'
Got my hand stuck in one of those toy dispenser things.
Locked my mother in her room (it's not my fault they put the lock on the outside of the door).