"God, I'm such a ****ing idiot."
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Aby_Z said:
(I'm assuming you're American)
Well English is the language of America. English class in school is about the language English, not England. Wouldn't it be stranger if your paper was about "the English dream"?
OT: Lost a carton of orange juice while I was drinking it. I found it two days later, in the bathroom closet.
Fell backward down the stairs on a cat, cracking three ribs and spraining my ankle
the next day I went to a music festival, with a cold and the above injuries, the bass killed my bones with vibrations and a mosher headbutted me in those same cracked ribs
the next day I went to a music festival, with a cold and the above injuries, the bass killed my bones with vibrations and a mosher headbutted me in those same cracked ribs
Just sneezed into a newly opened tin of powdered milk. Whilst wearing a dark top and black jeans (both clean on about 15 mins previously.) Bollocks. I'll be going to get changed now...
Once I tried for 2 minutes to turn off the lights with the tv remote. Also trying to turn off the lights in the morning, only to realize they are already off. I guess it's the sun's fault for being so bright :/
I was in an argument in Aion about some build related stuff, and the guy I was arguing with had no interest in listening to me. In a moment of weakness, I said I was right just because I was in one of the best guilds on the server, and should know better than him.
God I'm so ashamed of myself.
God I'm so ashamed of myself.
This is both something completely retarded and something I could see myself doing, I bet this ended well for youScarletRider said:
Eh. I was still single at the time, she wasn't, but needless to say, it wasn't my proudest of days.Cody211282 said:
Its ok, i heard burning everything you own and washing in bleach removes the shame, Ace Ventura styleScarletRider said:
Had a speech on "The Dangers of Procrastination" Unfortunately my title slide said "The Dangers of Procreation"
it was in a few of my slides too. professor made a funny comment on one of them too. "Procreation might be why you are procrastinating."
it was in a few of my slides too. professor made a funny comment on one of them too. "Procreation might be why you are procrastinating."
I drowned my sorrows in milkshakes. I think it worked out alright in the end (And after an extensive exercise regimen).Cody211282 said:
A "quickie" can also be referred to as a tryst. Although in truth, it was barely even that much, but enough for me to feel rather guilty over.saejox said:
When you pick up a carton of milk point the business end at your mouth or cereal etc... and it takes ages to come out. Its gone off, you just haven't realized it yet :/
Falling up the stairs every now and then.
Putting the sugar bowl into the fridge and looking on the counter for the sugar going 'What munter left the milk out, and where is the sugar arrrrghhhh'
Falling up the stairs every now and then.
Putting the sugar bowl into the fridge and looking on the counter for the sugar going 'What munter left the milk out, and where is the sugar arrrrghhhh'
For a long while my bedroom light was dead, so I got in the habit of just using my phone as a light. One time, I was looking for my phone, couldn't find it, snapped on the light, nothing happened, then I saw my phone, picked it up, and started shining it around to see if I could see my phone. This went on for about five minutes until I got a message and thought "what the fuck am I doing?"