GOD IS REAL GUYS

[Shapsters]

"In Lord of the Rings why did the spend all three books/movies walking to Mt. Doom instead of flying there on the giant eagles?"

One of life's greatest mysteries.

I know you're referencing Family Guy but does it have to do with the fact they didn't think it was their battle to participate in?

 

[Lawllerskater]

Will you sign my shirt?

 

[Varjex]

I'd simply ask him "Why"? and see what the response would be.

 

[KILGAZOR]

Why can't I go to sleep?

 

[Zenn3k]

I'd ask him for sight in my left eye back.

Then I'd ask him why he allows so much world suffering, especially since his "son" was suppose to be such a healer.

Then I'd call him a jerk.

 

[KILGAZOR]

I'd simply ask him "Why"? and see what the response would be.

He would smite you for trolling him.

 

[LadyRhian]

"Why are so many of the people who claim to believe in you assholes?"

 

[Raykuza]

"'Sup?"

 

[Bernzz]

"Dude...the platypus? Like...why?"

 

[Mercsenary]

Pretty sure we had this kind of thread before...

Still: What is purpose?

 

[Brian Hendershot]

Seriously? You made me Asian but you made me horrible at math, karate, and chopstick usage! Then you gave me a southern accent!Then you made me successfully mediocre at everything and good at nothing! What were you thinking man? Am I some sort of divine cosmic joke?

 

[pwnzerstick]

Mister, you've got alot of explaining to do, first off, the WBC, i mean WTF!

 

[The Stonker]

i assume you are talking about Jehovah so, well i would kick him in the balls, i found out that i was going to hell when i was 12 no matter how nice a guy i am, and im a really nice guy.

or just yell at him for making humans instead of more dinosaurs, i would love to be a dinosaur.

Not necessarily Jehovah... It could be any supernatural, omnipotent being whom we have or have not heard of.

Even the flying spaghetti monster?
OH ALL MIGHTY SPAGHETTI!
Who am I?

 

[AeroZeppelinSevenfold]

I would tell him thanks for the playtpus, that is one hilarious creature. Nice sense of humor.

 

[Blue Musician]

Will I go to heaven?

This is basically the best question one can make. Well played sir.

OT: Well, Phlakes basically beated me to that question, so I'm going to go for:
"Who created you?"

 

[TomLikesGuitar]

Will I go to heaven?

This is basically the best question one can make. Well played sir.

OT: Well, Phlakes basically beated me to that question, so I'm going to go for:
"Who created you?"

I dunno, I wouldn't consider that the best question just because God would probably say something like, "It depends on what you do with your life." and you'd be left with nothing gained.

 

[likalaruku]

Did you create people like Paris Hilton, Hanna Montana, & Ke$ha to punish us for our sins?