GOD IS REAL GUYS

[Semudara]

Only one question? That's tough. I already know what the meaning of life is (hint: it's really simple, but kinda not), so...

Hey God, how could I go about easily obtaining a vast monetary fortune without a huge ironic catch (such as, the lottery ticket vendor suddenly explodes, killing me)?

I know it doesn't seem like an enlightened question, but the result would make me a lot more free to pursue my dreams and stuff.

Although, this would probably be the response:

"Dude, I don't know, I just made the place. Okay, bye."

:'(

We would still be tight, though. I mean, God made the freakin' world. That's just awesome.

 

[smurf_you]

"Dude, what the fuck?"

Yeah that's it, what do you want? I don't particularly like him, if he does exist...

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

What question to ask the one of infinite knowledge?

The question that only he can answer...

"When will Half-Life Episode 3 come out?"

 

[Caligulove]

"Come here often?"

 

[Kakashi on crack]

Well considering God, and energy are litterally the same things...

Right, right, not going into quantum physics...

I'd probably ask god "Are you pissed that all these different religions all support you, but none of them can get along?"

Well, that or "So hey god, technically isn't jesus your bastard child?"

 

[Kiba The Wolf]

i think I would ask something like, "whats the point of life?" or "why do good people die and yet douchebags and assholes seems to rule the world?"

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

Why?

or

Since you exist, why not make yourself known so that humanity does not have to fight endless wars against itself in the name of various enterpretations of you? Because humanity in its present state cannot not fight?

or

Will humanity eventually destroy itself/perish when the sun blows up, or will we go on?

 

[Kiba The Wolf]

"Dude, what the fuck?"

Yeah that's it, what do you want? I don't particularly like him, if he does exist...

I second this

sorry. ignore my comment

 

[BabyRaptor]

"In Lord of the Rings why did the spend all three books/movies walking to Mt. Doom instead of flying there on the giant eagles?"

One of life's greatest mysteries.

I know you're referencing Family Guy but does it have to do with the fact they didn't think it was their battle to participate in?

I always just assumed that it was because Sauron would have seen the Eagles.

 

[Kiba The Wolf]

oops
didn't mean to comment
I take this comment back
sorry

 

[Socius]

"dear god, when you created the world, what the bloody hell did you smoke?"
I'd have the bastard explain fammine, poverty, disease and Justin Bieber.

 

[TomLikesGuitar]

Only one question? That's tough. I already know what the meaning of life is (hint: it's really simple, but kinda not), so...

Actually there is no possible, comprehensible meaning to life. Kant showed us that there is no way to prove "meaning" exists what-so-ever without first proving a teleological or metaphysical structure in the same subject. In other words, something like the actions of a human can absolutely have meaning, but life, in the grandest sense, has no logically unassailable meaning.

Feel free to find your own meanings though.

 

[SimuLord]

Also, I didn't put this in Religion because it seems a bit less serious than the other threads there.

Even though it's about religion and the whole point of that forum was to get this crap off Off Topic where it annoys people and starts flamewars.

Reading is fundamental.

 

[sheic99]

So, wanna get some beer later?

 

[Cyaneed]

"Where is Waldo?"

 

[nuba km]

so what's up with the major flaws and contradiction in the bible?

 

[Socius]

"In Lord of the Rings why did the spend all three books/movies walking to Mt. Doom instead of flying there on the giant eagles?"

One of life's greatest mysteries.

I know you're referencing Family Guy but does it have to do with the fact they didn't think it was their battle to participate in?

I always just assumed that it was because Sauron would have seen the Eagles.

guys... the Nazghul had Felbeasts, I think that might be it right? the eagles are badass and all that shizzle, but they were up against dragons. they rode on 9, but Iluvatar knows how many more there was in Minas Morgul, or in Barad-dûr... Besides, even if they where to get past the felbeasts, they would have to outmanouver tens of thousands orc catapults, bastillas and arrows. The ring had to be destroyed... stealth style. It's quite logical actually.

 

[Blackflame140]

Are you really against gay marriage?

 

[mjc0961]

Well since I don't believe, I don't really have anything prepared for such a scenario. Maybe if I did believe, I would, but since I don't, I only have less than serious answers. However, this clearly appears to be a less than serious thread, so...

"Is it true that you prefer athiests? [http://www.mrwiggleslovesyou.com/rehab477.html]"

That, or I would point at Command and Conquer 4 and go "How could you let them make and release this?! I thought you were supposed to love us all, and this game is something Satan would make us play."

 

[Socius]

Only one question? That's tough. I already know what the meaning of life is (hint: it's really simple, but kinda not), so...

Actually there is no possible, comprehensible meaning to life. Kant showed us that there is no way to prove "meaning" exists what-so-ever without first proving a teleological or metaphysical structure in the same subject. In other words, something like the actions of a human can absolutely have meaning, but life, in the grandest sense, has no logically unassailable meaning.

Feel free to find your own meanings though.

42, just sayin'....