Dear God... Why?
I just... A piece of me died when I saw this.
I had heard rumors.
I had heard speculation...
But part of me had held out hope that somehow, MAYBE they wouldnt shit all over the greatist FPS ever made (with the possible exception of Perfect Dark... And even THAT had the Complex Level in it!), so much for hope, right?
The part that pisses me off the most is not so much they are "remaking" this gem of a game, but rather they're shitting all over Brosnan and the original story. They've "updateded the story to reflect more of Craig's Bond's storyline," or someothersuchbullshitlikethat. Basically, they said since using Trevelian's Cossak lienage would make him somewhere around 60-80 years old, they had to change it.
And of course, they've put in the obligatory desert arms level that EVERY modern-times FPS has to have (what with ALL terrorists living in a friggin' DESERT).
If it were a simple REMAKE (like what Sqeenix needs to do with FFVII), then I'd be FINE. Updated graphics? HELLS YES! Weather system? Why the FUCK NOT? Destructable environments? I'm FIRST ONE IN LINE! But for chrissake, LEAVE the GAMEPLAY/STORY mecahnics the FUCK ALONE!
This is just wrong. I dont understand at all WHY they are going to take a perfectly good thing and BREAK it.
Now I feel I must break out the old N64 and start up 007 mode, set everything to 100%, and go thourgh and pwn it again... and again... and a FRIGGING GAIN!
Unfortunatly, even with all of my bitching and moaning, if it's decent (doubtful), I may (read: WILL) actually go out and BUY a motherfucking Wii to play this game. A dream of my brother and I was to be able to play on SEPERATE TVs (after you play it so long sans radar, screen watching makes ganking WAAAAAAAAAAAAY to easy WITH radar), in seperate rooms to make it more of a challange (one thing we LOVE about Xbox/360).
I am NOT expecting good things.
Then again, I never stopped believing that Duke Nukem Ifev... FORever... sorry, was actually CANCELLED...