Good Quotes
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That was almost pure win!Cheveyo said:
OT: Will the president and his advisor PLEASE PLACE THEIR BETS!
"You can turn your back on a drug. But you can NEVER turn your back on a drug. Especially one thats waving a razor sharp hunting blade in your eye." - Hunter S. Thompson
"Don't take any guff from these swine!" - Hunter S. Thompson
My personal favourite
"Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!!!" Big Lebowski
EDIT: Forgot about Bill Hicks
"Don't take any guff from these swine!" - Hunter S. Thompson
My personal favourite
"Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!!!" Big Lebowski
EDIT: Forgot about Bill Hicks
Green Beret: Fuck you asshole!
*Shoots gun, only to find out it's empty.
Arnold!: Fuck YOU asshole!
- Commando
*Shoots gun, only to find out it's empty.
Arnold!: Fuck YOU asshole!
- Commando
"One's level of happiness is inversely proportional to his/her standards."
-Myself, after reading Madame Bovary-
-Myself, after reading Madame Bovary-
She's rolling with captain hammer....and these arn't the hammer....the hammer is my penis.
and penny arcade:
"Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."
and one from Tv tropes:
"At the end of my wife is a hen, the husband turns into a chicken."
Somehow...I lol'ed from that. -_-"
and penny arcade:
"Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."
and one from Tv tropes:
"At the end of my wife is a hen, the husband turns into a chicken."
Somehow...I lol'ed from that. -_-"
"What happens to dreamers? They end up dead in a pool."
My English teacher talking about how The Great Gatsby relates to our society.
My English teacher talking about how The Great Gatsby relates to our society.