Good Quotes

[Premonition]

I was FROZENNNN TODAAAY!

 

[Vredesbyrd67]

"Wait...I got it! We'll do like a reverse submarine maneuver and...uh...team Ramrod?"
"Shut up Farva."
-Rod Farva and...someone, "Super Troopers"

"What the fuck just happened!?"
"Oh, man, I shot Marvin in the face..."
"Why the fuck did you do that?"
"Well I didn't mean to shoot the son of a *****, the gun just went off! Maybe you hit a bump or something!"
"Man I didn't hit no fuckin' bump! We gotta get this car off the road, man! Cops tend to notice shit like cars drenched in blood!"
-Vincent Vega and Jules Winfield, "Pulp Fiction" ^_^ b

"Say 'auf wiedersehen' to your Nazi balls!"
-Hugo Stiglitz, "Inglourious Basterds"

"You think you can steal from us and just walk away?"
"...yeah..."
-Gambol and the Joker, "The Dark Knight"

"THEY TOOK THE BAR! THE WHOLE FUCKING BAR!"
-Bluto Blutarsky, "Animal House"

"...The Hammer is my penis."
-Captain Hammer, "Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog"

"You've got red on you."
-Various, "Shaun of the Dead"

"The sea of ice. I will wait for you at the sea of ice."
-The Monster, "Mary Shelly's Frankenstein" (the one with Robert De Niro as the monster)

"What do you think?"
"The world's small, nasty and complicated, and everybody dies alone."
"Hmm. So what do you think about Norman Soth?"
"He's small, nasty and complicated. I guess how he dies is up to him."
-Sam Fischer and...someone, "Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow"

Guy Ritchie is the king of dialogue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8XaVWAsT9A

This is why roadies are always interesting people to talk to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRSHXhJzsY

 

[sam_savage1393]

How about this:
"Its all fun and games until someone loses a penis".

 

[photog212]

Oh and on topic:

Winston Churchill upon being accused by a woman of being drunk:
"I may be drunk madam, but you are ugly and when I wake up tomorrow I will be sober."

..and you will still be ugly."
You left out the punchline.

 

[photog212]

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."-George Orwell

 

[wootsniper]

"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum."

"Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Red Forman: "Dumbass!"

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Isaac Asimov

 

[Plurralbles]

Pretty much the entire movie Army Of Darkness.

The best being:

"You see this? This....IS MY BOOMSTICK!"

-snip-]

kickass!

I got nothing in the lines of good quotes though.

"I never let schooling get in the way of my education" is a good one from Mark Twain is an interesting one i suppose but other than that...

 

[Wilbot666]

Oh and on topic:

Winston Churchill upon being accused by a woman of being drunk:
"I may be drunk madam, but you are ugly and when I wake up tomorrow I will be sober."

..and you will still be ugly."
You left out the punchline.

I know but it was implied.