Greatest Pick-up Line

[Glerken]

Stolen from Nick Cannon's Wild N' Out, but still funny.
You know, a lot of people say guy's minds are, down there, well baby I just want you to blow my mind.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

GET IN THE VAN

 

[InsanityWave]

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

This topic has also been done before.

 

[Rugged 13]

Is there a mirror in your pants, cos i can see myself in them!


EDIT: Damn, ninjaed.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

How about "Hey baby, do you mind if I stand here so I don't have to stare at your from across the room?". Never tried it, never will.

I do a LOT of random crap... so I'll get back to you on that one.

My best pick up line? "I don't use tissue it doesn't feel natural" (yes in THAT context)... Almost managed to steal one of my *friend*s girlfriend XD.

 

[The-Big-D]

Hey are you walking alone home in the dark later?

 

[RazielDethAngel]

Hey do you want to play carpenter first we can get hammered then I nail you.

 

[fluffylandmine]

"Are you a grave, because you have everyone here diggin' you."

"I hope you're a cardiologist, because you just caused a massive laceration on my ventricle by the sight of such a gorgeous/independent woman."

"Hammer time!"

"I'm British."

"Are you a robber by any means?", "Why?", " After staring at you for a while I came to the conclusion that you stole a good amount of my heart, along with my watch and about $38.60 from my pocket.", "Drat!".

 

[sneak_copter]

Do you want to see something swell?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

I've got hundreds of these, I could keep going.

 

[Nexus424]

By looking at my watch I can tell you're not wearing panties.

Yes I am!

Damn, then it's an hour ahead again. (Don't know if you get it, because I don't know if I used the right words, because Ebglish isn't my first language)

Ha ha yes I get that very nice as well. That's classic.

 

[BLOONINJA 503]

Under the right conditions, "So, you couldn't sleep either, huh?" has an extremely high success rate by my own experience. It's odd how a JRPG cliche can be so effective in the real world.

I pull that off all the time and it works 85% of the time...I thought I was the only one

 

[Asymptote Angel]

I Wish I Were Your Derivative so I Could Lie Tangent to your Curves.

I wish I were your integral so I'd be in the area under your curves.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Does this rag smell like clorophorm to you?

I've got another version of that.
"Hey, does this drink taste of rohypnol to you?"

 

[RAWKSTAR]

'Look at my bulge'

Used by my mate on my couson.

Fun times.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

You're lucky; I'm going ugly, early

 

[Zetona]

Ive got the worst one of all time "hey, you must be sin*2 x, cause im cos*2 x and together we make one"

Hilarious. Simultaneously the best and worst math joke of all time.

I Wish I Were Your Derivative so I Could Lie Tangent to your Curves.

I wish I were your integral so I'd be in the area under your curves.

Calculus jokes are awesome.
I bet you could make something out of, "hey baby, did you know that the third derivative of the position function is called 'jerk'?"

 

[arcstone]

"You don't sweat much for one so fat". ^^

 

[JRCB]

How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice.

Also, the sketchiest line EVER.

Are you a sergeant because you're making my private stand tall.