Greatest Pick-up Line

[Roamin11]

Nice shoes wana fuck?
Its a little to forward for my taste but it might work.....

 

[MSORPG pl4y3r]

Theres websites dedicated to this stuff I only remember a few tho here some.

"Hay you ulook like my WoW charicter, wanna come back to my place for some PvP?"

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

"You know I'm a fortune teller, care to gaze into my crystal balls?"

Garenteed to get you slaped most of those but keep the good ones coming oh one more I just rememberd.

"Wanna come back to my place and talk about the first thing that pops up?"

 

[captain awesome 12]

GET IN THE VAN

/thread

 

[Beetlejooce]

Every time I blink I miss you.

Cheesy as they get but makes me laugh when it's said

 

[RTR]

Have you ever kissed a bunny rabbit between the ears? (pull out your pockets). You want to?
Here's another:
You wanna know why they call me Fred Flinstone? Because of the way I can make your "bed rock"

 

[irishdelinquent]

"Hey, are you going to be walking to your car alone later on?"

....since I can't use the chlorophorm one and be original.

 

[The Rusk]

Can't remember where I heard this one but it made me giggle: "Are those moonpants? Cos your ass is out of this world!"

Another slightly more crude one that makes me laugh is: "I've just shit my pants, can I get into yours?" I used it once for a dare. Surprisingly it actually worked since she just laughed at me, and then I simply introduced myself afterwards.

 

[Writerling]

Do you sleep on your stomach?
Can I?

 

[Eternus Invierno]

Hey, You'll Do.

That or..

You have 206 bones in your body, Care for one more?

 

[sorry user name taken.]

as a women...

i find most of these funny...scary...and shocking that they work lol

 

[Simriel]

Best line ever, 'I'm a god, and you should be on my right hand'

 

[[Gavo]]

Does this rag smell like clorophorm to you?

Damn youuuuuu

Mine's "Does my hand smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[zacaron]

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Does this rag smell like clorophorm to you?

Damn youuuuuu

Mine's "Does my hand smell like chloroform to you?"

damn it that was mine.
excuse me miss, but does this smell like chloroform?

 

[Stevato]

Hey treacle, wanna get sticky

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

Ouch, I have a "boo-boo" on my lip! Kiss it and make it better?

Let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

Neither of which I have used, but I think they're funny.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Hay do you wanna...
*cums self*
Oh Dear God It Happened Again!

i remember that one

heh

 

[theklng]

Under the right conditions, "So, you couldn't sleep either, huh?" has an extremely high success rate by my own experience. It's odd how a JRPG cliche can be so effective in the real world.

yes because people weren't sleepless before JRPGs were invented.

 

[barryween]

Does this rag smell like clorophorm to you?

AWSOME!
Also "are you breaking wind? Cause your blowing me away!"

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Under the right conditions, "So, you couldn't sleep either, huh?" has an extremely high success rate by my own experience. It's odd how a JRPG cliche can be so effective in the real world.

yes because people weren't sleepless before JRPGs were invented.

No, but that line was made popular with the advent of the JRPG. It became a staple and a cliche scene for the JRPG, and just so happened to make a good pickup line.

 

[Stevato]

I once heard that guy walked into a hotel, booked a room and then asked the receptionist if she'd like to come back to his place..