Greatest Pick-up Line

[samsprinkle]

Does this rag smell like clorophorm to you?

YOU ARE GOD! the dumb chicks wouldn't even see it coming!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

SUCK IT. NOW.

I love complex and witty chat up lines, don't you?

 

[LiL'Tic]

"once you go black you get a restraining order"

 

[Svenparty]

*Lick finger, poke person

then say :

Let me get you out of those wet clothes.

 

[Sporky111]

I find it disturbing how many of you think chloroform is a good idea.

 

[mattttherman3]

This one http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.84465

 

[Evilbunny]

I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME!!

I could see you getting in trouble for this, though.

 

[Davey Woo]

I lost my teddy bear, can I take you to bed with me?
I lost my number, can I have yours.

EDIT
Plus Your clothes would look so much better on my bedroom floor.

 

[Padawanabee]

If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

"Hey lets play Titanic, when I say Iceberg you go down"

"Hey want to know what winks and screws like a tiger?"
"What?"
*wink*

I found a site of over a thousand of these once, some were actually pretty amusing.

 

[Trucken]

"Hi, my name's Charlie, wanna fuck?" I know a guy that sometimes uses that one. And for some damn reason it usually works. Granted, he's gotten slapped quite a few times.

"Hey baby, got any Irish-Roman catholic in you? You want some?" I'm so tempted trying this one.

 

[brunt32]

If you ever see a Hen night go up to the party and say "whos the lucky lady", when they point the person getting married you say "No, i ment the one im taking home tonight."

Or the other one what worked for me

Go up to a random women at a bar and say "Hi my name is ... , im telling you this cause you be screaming it all night."

 

[Kadamon]

Does this rag smell like clorophorm to you?

Why yes it does-THUNK...

I laughed at that one, two thumbs up!

 

[Adam Jenson]

I'm like a Rubix Cube.
The longer you play with me,
The harder I get. XD

 

[Bertruam]

This one was done by a friend. "This girl has a nice butt!" which was yelled in the mall. He got her phone number. We still cant figure out how he pulled that off...

 

[Arntor]

I've said it before, I'll say it again:
If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?

The only negative reply is a slap to the face.

 

[that guy 2000]

Right so this probably is not a pick up, but it worked.

I was out with some friends and I was reading the menu and accidently put hard breasts in the list when reading. I think I misread and my friend's friend thought all I could think about was her, so I got her number. I was really embarassed and it was completely unintentional, but I was laughing when I came home. Strange, but for reasons uknown it worked.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Guy (to a girl, or another dude if you roll that way): "Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
Girl/Guy: "No..."
Guy: "Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is ______"

Not really a pick-up line per se but it generates conversation for a pick-up line to be used.