Greatest Pick-up Line

[Avatar Roku]

"Say, I noticed that you are very attractive. Would you fancy a sojourn back to my abode for some sexual intercourse?"

 

[Flap Jack452]

"Say, I noticed that you are very attractive. Would you fancy a sojourn back to my abode for some sexual intercourse?"

I Lol'd at that one.

 

[Haddi]

I think my absolute favorite is-

"Lets screw this emotional crap and fuck."

If he/she says yes....

"Great, I'll bring the DONKEY."

 

[InvisibleMilk]

"Say, I noticed that you are very attractive. Would you fancy a sojourn back to my abode for some sexual intercourse?"

this.
/thread

 

[MsDevin92]

I'm like a Rubix Cube.
The longer you play with me,
The harder I get. XD

FACK. I was gonna use that one.

...Er, not IRL, because that would make me...you get the idea.

 

[Adam Jenson]

...Er, not IRL, because that would make me...you get the idea.

....No. I don't.

 

[Avatar Roku]

I think my absolute favorite is-

"Lets screw this emotional crap and fuck."

If he/she says yes....

"Great, I'll bring the DONKEY."

If he/she says yes, why would you fuck it up?

...Er, not IRL, because that would make me...you get the idea.

....No. I don't.

She's a woman

 

[sother2]

Say Hello To My Little Friend

Hahaha! Niiiiice!!

 

[sother2]

I'm like a Rubix Cube.
The longer you play with me,
The harder I get. XD

Thats awesome too

 

[Adam Jenson]

She's a woman

Ohhhh....

*taps Orannis on the shoulder* Whats that?

 

[Avatar Roku]

She's a woman

Ohhhh....

*taps Orannis on the shoulder* Whats that?

I'm sorry, what?

 

[SovietSecrets]

Friend said this to a girl during class "Oh my god you suck at math. You should let me come over and tutor you privately."

Yes he does like the girl and that was his idea of a good line.

 

[Adam Jenson]

I'm sorry, what?

Nevermind

 

[Flap Jack452]

I'm sorry, what?

Nevermind

Its ok Adam... you tried

 

[Falief]

Hey baby, I been eating some skittle, you wanna taste the rainbow?

Eh, someone at school said it.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Friend said this to a girl during class "Oh my god you suck at math. You should let me come over and tutor you privately."

Yes he does like the girl and that was his idea of a good line.

Okay, I'm socially awkward as they come, and I know that's a bad idea. 1)don't insult the girl.2)That's so blatantly obvious what he was going for, without the benefit of being funny enough to get her to play along like other such lines.

 

[USSR]

Hay do you wanna...
*cums self*
Oh Dear God It Happened Again!

I look at you from across the room and I Jizz in my Pants!

 

[Avatar Roku]

I'm sorry, what?

Nevermind

I'm sorry, what?

Nevermind

Its ok Adam... you tried

Seriously, what?

 

[chesire07]

"Hey if you went camping and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone?"

Response: No

"Wanna go camping"