Greatest Pick-up Line

[sonicmaster1989]

Whether used on you, used by you, or overheard. More points to those that've actually worked.

 

[buggy65]

Does this rag smell like clorophorm to you?

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Under the right conditions, "So, you couldn't sleep either, huh?" has an extremely high success rate by my own experience. It's odd how a JRPG cliche can be so effective in the real world.

 

[BigTex]

my friend said at skool one day, he grabbed a coin and then flipped it and said" what r my chances of gettin head?" lol

 

[Washboard]

Hey baby, you smoke? Because I?ve got a huge cigarette for you!

Admittidely it only works as a joke

 

[Malkavian]

Does this rag smell like clorophorm to you?

The best. Dammit, I'm never in quick enough in these threads.

 

[Dhell]

Say Hello To My Little Friend

 

[Asymptote Angel]

How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?

And the chloroform rag one was absolutely brilliant.

 

[Crusnik]

"Excuse me, do you have an immovable place to stand? Because I have a lever of sufficient length and I'd like to make you feel the earth move."

Heheh, philosopher pick up lines.

 

[Mr. Squirrel]

By looking at my watch I can tell you're not wearing panties.

Yes I am!

Damn, then it's an hour ahead again. (Don't know if you get it, because I don't know if I used the right words, because Ebglish isn't my first language)

 

[Dhell]

OH! BOOBIES...it worked once then u get ur bollocks kicked >_>

 

[BurnoutPriest]

Best one I've heard in real life:

Waitress: Here's your meal.
Guy: I want to put my dick in it. *intense stare*
Later...
Waitress: Here is your bill. Hope you enjoyed your meal! *Her phone number is written on the bill*

 

[curlycrouton]

DoyouwanttogoforcoffeepleaseI'msolonelypleasedon'tsaynoImightkillmyself.

Would be how not to do it.

 

[Rusman]

The ever simple and effective. Get your coat, you've pulled.

 

[SiliconKnight]

Walk into a party full of people, find the chosen girl and say "hey who invited all these people, I thought it was just going to be you and me."

 

[Puppeteer Putin]

DoyouwanttogoforcoffeepleaseI'msolonelypleasedon'tsaynoImightkillmyself.

Would be how not to do it.

I like it, the loner/ nervous guy approach. That or "desperate says what?"

How about "Hey baby, do you mind if I stand here so I don't have to stare at your from across the room?". Never tried it, never will.

I once called a close lady-friend bubsy-cakes... I suppose that's the most pick-up-line-ish thing I've ever said.

 

[Danny Ocean]

Do you want to go for coffee please I'm so lonely please don't say no I might kill myself.

Would be how not to do it.

Voice of experience there?

 

[curlycrouton]

Do you want to go for coffee please I'm so lonely please don't say no I might kill myself.

Would be how not to do it.

Voice of experience there?

I'm tempted to say yes purely for comic effect, but thankfully I'm not.

 

[JimbobDa3rd]

Ive got the worst one of all time "hey, you must be sin*2 x, cause im cos*2 x and together we make one" or "my love is like maths, add you and me, subtract cloths, divide you legs and multiply"

 

[uncle-ellis]

Hay do you wanna...
*cums self*
Oh Dear God It Happened Again!