Greatest Pick-up Line

[InProgress]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ-SBbIX8qw This. (Excuse the fact that it's an AMV, didn't find anything better)

 

[ABN THUG 210]

"Hey, baby! Did you fall from heaven, cause I have an erection!!"

 

[InvisibleMilk]

EDDDDWAAAAARRRRRDDD!!
I promise girls will give you attention

 

[Rugged 13]

EDDDDWAAAAARRRRRDDD!!
I promise girls will give you attention

For some reason I don't doubt that.

 

[chocolatesaltyballs]

How about you come back to my place, take off your clothes and sit on me?

alternatively ".........you'll do"

Guy "you're getting laid tonight"
Girl "what are you, psychic?"
Guy "nope, just stronger than you"

 

[Railgun88]

British accent, "Fancy a fuck". My friend used it. It worked, Lucky bastard.

 

[Trivun]

I'm sorry, what?

Nevermind

I'm sorry, what?

Nevermind

Its ok Adam... you tried

Seriously, what?

He was trying to be funny, doing it for the lulz

Your Mom did it for the lulz... xD

 

[Cgee]

"Hey baby, you know what would look good on you?"


"Me!"


Walk up to a girl.
"You look just like my next girlfriend!"

 

[Flap Jack452]

Your Mom did it for the lulz... xD

That she did... that she did

 

[Pimppeter2]

The word of the day is legs,

lets go back to your place and spread the word

 

[walker.au]

"hi... "

"pay attention & learn young padwan" drunk chick @ con..

 

[Ken Korda]

(clears throat)

I've always found that the most erotic part of a woman... is the boobies

 

[Littaly]

"I scratch your back you scratch mine, only problem with my back is that it's located on my d***"

<3 Superbad

 

[R4GNOR0K]

get in my bed now, it works trust me

 

[Reversed Insanity]

The first line from Free Bird ... and it worked. I'll be honest it was hard to say it without singing it.

 

[EchetusXe]

"Your quite fat, you know that sex is a good way to lose weight?"

"Are you a risk taker? Cuz my ex had gonorrhoea."

"You look like you probably have herpes, but I'll take a chance."


The weird thing I just made those three up in the last 30 seconds.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

SUCK IT!!!
*Grab their hair and force their head into your crotch*

I don't recommend it. I've never tried it though...

 

[Snicks]

At the risk of being very tasteless...

"So, do you want the rape before the murder, or the murder before the rape?"

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

At the risk of being very tasteless...

"So, do you want the rape before the murder, or the murder before the rape?"

That is HILARIOUS!!!!

 

[RobCoxxy]

"You'll do"