Greatest Quotes Ever

[PurpleRain]

There was a greatest quotes of the video game word... so lets get the greatest quotes from everything: Video games, Movies, Cartoons, Real life, Songs, the works.

I spell success S E X Y... ah... E S S?
-Buck 65

Sheer determined retardation
-Ben 'Yahtzee' Crowshaw

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

"War. War never changes."
- Fallout series

Funny really, as I havnt even finished a single game, though I do own them.

 

[PurpleRain]

"War. War never changes."
- Fallout series

After finishing one then playing two, that quote gave me shivers.

"Captian fucking magic"
-Some goon I forgot in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang after being shot.

 

[sammyfreak]

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself"
Franklin D Roosevelt

"Take this man and wash him like if he was Jesus Christ himself"
Mother Theresa

 

[_Janny_]

Auto-cannibalistic frustration...
- Yahtzee talking about what frustrating games do to players


"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."
- Cyril Connolly

Anything from Portal, really...

 

[Fire Daemon]

(Culled so its not half a page)
"If you're in a band cause you just want lots of drugs and girls, then just go somewhere else and do that, and leave Music alone."
- Bruce Dickinson, Live at Abbey Road.

I now have a new fav quote.

Apart from that I think my favourite quote is "Innocence proves nothing"

 

[JakubK666]

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"

 

[StraightAces]

"You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police. Everybody else you tell the truth to."
-Jack Nicholson

"Oh, yes! fill the churches with dirty thoughts! Introduce honesty to the white house! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met! Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! Burn your credit cards and wear high heels! Asylum doors stand open! Fill the suburbs with murder and rape! Divine madness! Let there be ecstacy, ecstacy in the streets! Laugh and the world laughs with you!"
-The Joker, Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth

 

[Fragged_Templar]

"No people, No Problem" Joseph Stalin

"Dulce et Decorum Est Por Patria Mori" some retarded asshole

 

[Apone]

Anything by Zap in Futurama. Half the dialogue in Firefly. Star Wars and Star Trek have some good-uns:

"From Hell's black heart, I stab at thee."
-Khan

All of Aliens, and Predator. Just those two films I'm sure you understand, not the later cross-overs.
Thats it for film and t.v for now.

Speaking of Predator:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AxepviKcyI

 

[Lazy Lemon]

When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"?

- Se7en

Marv: I had to fight some cops.
Lucille: Oh, that's lovely. You didn't happen to kill any of them, did you?
Marv: Nah, I don't think so, but they know they been in a fight, that's for sure.

- sin city

 

[sammyfreak]

"sir, if i was your wife, i would poison your tea"
"madame if i was your husband i would drink it"
- someone famous, a president i think

Tsk tsk, thats Winston Churhill.

 

[OneHP]

"sir, if i was your wife, i would poison your tea"
"madame if i was your husband i would drink it"
- someone famous, a president i think

Tsk tsk, thats Winston Churhill.

Another Churchill one-
Lady: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.

 

[monodiabloloco]

"Um.. Excuse me, but your monkey is glowing."
--C. Wood.

"Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul"
--B. Dylan: Masters of War.

"This tastes funny."
--Socrates