Greatest Quotes Ever

[Tanith Ghost]

?Humanities unfailing capacity to believe what they prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist"-Academician Prokhor Zakharov, Alpha Centauri

When I first heard that I was like wow, so true especially the last part about God

 

[Singing Gremlin]

"come home with this shield, or upon it"
Spartan Mother equipping her son.

I'm really glad I'm not a spartan.

 

[Apone]

?Humanities unfailing capacity to believe what they prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist"-Academician Prokhor Zakharov, Alpha Centauri

When I first heard that I was like wow, so true especially the last part about God

Hopefully not your first and only post.
/naff 40k joke.
Welcome Tanith.

 

[clericalerror]

"I'd slap your lips right off your faces, then there would be two sets of lips flopping around like fish, then we'd pick them up and make you kiss our American asses!" - The Rock

"Are you really willing to trust the government workers with the power to end someone's life? What is the government good at? Health care? Levies? Fuck! I don't even trust them to send a letter to my sister, I use email. Now if GOOGLE were in charge of the death penalty I might consider it. The google kids don't seem to fuck up much" - Penn Jillette

?Capitalism and communism stand at opposite poles. Their essential difference is this: The communist, seeing the rich man and his fine home, says: 'No man should have so much.' The capitalist, seeing the same thing, says: 'All men should have so much.'?

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Someone already took my Churchill quote. T_T BTW, he was talking to Lady Astor.

(after the German football team beat the England football team in 1946)

German Spectator: You don't know what this victory means to Dusseldorf. For the first time we have beaten you at your national game.

British Spectator: That's all right. We've already beaten you at yours!

 

[boyitsme95]

"If your friend wants to run into the wild, guns blazing, give him a pistol with one bullet and say there are easyier ways to kill your self."
- Line from "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks on travaling in a zombie world.

Sorry if anyone else did this one and I missed it.

 

[Leonhardt93]

"When i give food to the poor, they call me a saint.
When i ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist"

Don't remember who.

 

[acer840]

What's so civil about war anyway?

Civil War, Guns 'n' Roses

 

[lithead]

"She's my sister AND my daughter... Get it?"
Evelyn Mulray in "Chinatown"

He would carry off objects of which he grew fond
And protect them by dropping them into the pond.
-- Edward Gorey, "The Doubtful Guest

"He blowed up REAL good!"
"Farm Film Morning Report", SCTV

 

[Leonhardt93]

"Common Sense = My antireligion"

Saw it on a T-shirt and now i own one!

 

[Kogarian]

"...the word 'cluster-fuck' ceases to be accurate."
-Yahtzee (Mass Effect Review)

 

[B Hernz]

"Were not arrogant, we just believe were the best band in the world."
- Noel Gallagher, Oasis

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

"...the word 'cluster-fuck' ceases to be accurate."
-Yahtzee (Mass Effect Review)

I think he says "adequate", not "accurate."

 

[Kogarian]

"...the word 'cluster-fuck' ceases to be accurate."
-Yahtzee (Mass Effect Review)

I think he says "adequate", not "accurate."

EDIT: Okay, going back and watching the vid, I'm pretty sure he did say adequate. My mistake.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

"When I was 18 I wanted to fuck on the floor and break shit, when I was 25 I wanted to fuck on the floor and break shit, when I was 35 I wanted to fuck on the floor and break shit, now I'm 40 I want to fuck on the floor and break shit" - Henry Rollins (he was talking about modern music)

"if you punch a black belt once they becomes a brown belt, punch him twice they becomes a purple belt" - Carlson Gracie (if it's wrong, blame Joe Rogan)

(next 2 come from the sex pistols site and define irony)
"I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation." - Avril Lavigne

"People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?" - Avril Lavigne

 

[killrage]

Anything by Zap in Futurama.

"I think the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"
-Zap-

"If you aren't sure...mix random chemicals"
-friend in science class-

 

[Melty Blood]

Hello TANK! I HOPE YOU LIKE TANKS!
-My friend in super smash bros Brawl

 

[bassie302]

No rest for the wicked
-me, whenever I've completed a quest and being ordered to do something even more difficult or boring.

 

[TheHaunt]

Some of my favorites, used on-and-off in signatures or when I'm trying to sound profound...


The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
--Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.
--J.R.R. Tolkien

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
--Benjamin Disraeli

What we anticipate seldom occurs, what we least expect generally happens.
--Benjamin Disraeli

A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.
--Mohandas Gandhi

 

[JJDWilson]

It's not dead it's just sleeping!
-Michael Palin

I'm a bat!
- A bat from Rosario + Vampire

I don't care about realism I want that temple built NOW!
-Peter Molyneaux