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Divinegon

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"Three of you tried to kill me, one of you succeeded."
- Jack Sparrow

"Anonymous is legion. Anonymous does not forgive. Anonymous does not forget."
- Anonymous

"Only the paper subdues to the will of the paper. And sir, I am no paper. And sir, this is no sword."
- Someone

I really wish I was better at recalling good quotes I come across.
 

Tanith Ghost

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Apone said:
Tanith Ghost said:
?Humanities unfailing capacity to believe what they prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist"-Academician Prokhor Zakharov, Alpha Centauri

When I first heard that I was like wow, so true o_O especially the last part about God
Hopefully not your first and only post.
/naff 40k joke.
Welcome Tanith.
Thanks for the welcome man :D
 

Tanith Ghost

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Oh yea and a quote to:
"Everyone has a choice. I choose not to make a choice; yes that counts as a choice" - Hlaine Larkin, Tanith 1st, Fifth Army, Sabbat World Crusade.
 

Alphavillain

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"Laugh and grow fat" -Romans.
"I shall hear in heaven" -Beethoven (last words).
English reporter to Ghandi as he stepped off a plane: "What do you think of Western civilisation?" Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea".
 

ZenMonkey47

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"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."
C.S. Lewis
 

Duck Sandwich

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"Whether or not I feel fear is of no concern. If I do feel it, I complete my work despite it, which in truth is the same as not feeling it." - Attila (The Sword of Attila)

"I'm the Juggernaut, *****!" - The Juggernaut, *****.

"Let's show this prehistoric ***** how we do things downtown!" - Venkman (Ghostbusters)

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. HALLELUJAH! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?" Clark (Christmas Vacation)


"You broke my record. Now I break YOU. Like I broke your friend." Chong-Li (Bloodsport)

"John Connor: You just can't go around killing people.
The Terminator: Why?
John Connor: What do you mean why? 'Cause you can't.
The Terminator: Why?
John Connor: Because you just can't, OK? Trust me on this."

"Homer gave my restaurant a bad review. So my friend put a horse head in his bed. He ate the head and gave it a bad review!" - Luigi

"You suck diddly-uck Flanders!" - Homer

"I used to be with it. But what I'm with is now longer it. And what's it seems creepy and weird to me" - Grampa

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't." -?
 

Kayevcee

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"Never trust a man who, when he is alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on." -Billy Connolly

And a slightly more serious one:

"I cannot believe that a God who would give us such magnificent brains would demand that we not use them." -Gallileo

-Nick
 

qbert4ever

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"You and your fucken rope!" - The Boondock Saints

"Keep an eye out for ya, Sting-Ray!" - Undefeatable (go to youtube, search for "undefeatable", and click on the 9/10 version.)

Rick: How are you today, Eric?
Cartmen: Well, I'm pissed off Rick, how are you? - South Park
 

mathias53

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"I like me"- Caboose

"We cannot die, do you know why we cannot die? Because we are so very good looking, god made us to damn pretty to be wasted right here"- Mal

"One of you is gonna fall and die and im not cleaning it up"- Mal

"This landing's gonna get really intersting."- Wash
"Define interesting?"- Mal
"Oh god oh god we're all gonna die?"- Mal

"Just get us on the ground."- Mal
"That part will hapen definitly."- Wash

"Im guessin that guy we just ran over went crazy, killed all the passengers, then jumped outta the airlock to see how fast his blood could boil"- Jane
"You're a very up person"- Wash

Anything from the freakin awsome show Firefly

"If disliking this sort of shit makes me stupid then call me retard McSpacky pants"- Yahtzee

"Who ever said money couldnt buy happiness was never poor"- My Mom
 

killrage

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"I don't like it when the movie Dune is in my chocolatey drink"
Dane Cook

"I heard you guys taste...just like chicken"
random marine in Halo 2
 

killrage

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Church:How ya doin Caboose, you followin this whatsoever.
Caboose:I think so...that guy Tex is really a robot, and your his boyfriend, so that makes you...a gay robot!
Church:yeah, I'm a gay robot
RVB
 

mathias53

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killrage said:
Church:How ya doin Caboose, you followin this whatsoever.
Caboose:I think so...that guy Tex is really a robot, and your his boyfriend, so that makes you...a gay robot!
Church:yeah, I'm a gay robot
RVB
Which episode is that from?