Greatest Quotes Ever

[Zak Frost]

"Well, one thing led to another and I forgot to kill myself that day."~Craig Ferguson
That is one of my favorite quotes of all time.

 

[fishstix42069]

from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

my reason for putting this is i couldn't think of a single quote but a short scene from jay and silent bob strike back...Jay(cool young stoner) is upset because he just met a very sexy young lady (and her spankin friends) at a fast food joint but only the first young lady likes him and ****** animal lover is stealing the highlights with the pussy and jay is offended that some fag like him could take sweet sweet pussy from him so he comes up with a plan...make them hate him


cool young stoner:hey man would you fuck a sheep?

****** animal lover:what is your damage boy

cool young stoner:no you misunderstand me if in fact you were a sheep would you fuck a sheep

****** animal lover: *licking lips with lust* well if you put it that way...hell yeah

cool young stoner: HE'S NOT ONE OF US HE SAID HE'D FUCK A SHEEP!!!!!

*OH SNAP COOL YOUNG STONER THROWS ****** ANIMAL LOVER OUT OF VAN WHILE DRIVING DOWN ROAD*!!!

****** animal lover: *feeling betrayed...laying in agonizing pain on the side of the road*

cool young stoner: TAKE THAT YOU DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER!!!!!

 

[lousyshot55]

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
Winston Churchill

I'd have to say that any of his quotes are my favorite.

Also, any Portal quotes
"Congratulations. The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. Goodbye."
Glados

 

[hazakura]

"If your going through hell,keep on going"Winston Churchill.

 

[PingPongJoe]

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America?s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn?t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon." -Chris Rock

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey

 

[Vulcan445]

"The Cake is a Lie"

 

[fyrh56]

"Hudda Hudda Huh!"
-Pyro

 

[JD4566]

"Isn't it ironic how the guys who claim to love America want to fill it full of holes?"
-Me

this is one of the worst quotes I've ever heard
nd most of these ppl arent even quoting video games...so I'll quote one tht isnt bout video games either

"Life is wasted on the living."
-Douglas Adams

nd on a more epic sophisticated tone
"L'État, c'est moi"
-King Louis XIV

im seein a lot of Futurama 2 so... heres one from one of my faves
"No more questions on the tour!"
-slug tour guide
"Why?"
-Phillip J. Fry

 

[blank0000]

An eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind ~ "The Suffering"

actually that was GANDI

 

[redstar alpha]

"the first casualty of war is innocence"
platoon

"you smoke this shit to escape from reality, well i am reality"
SGT.Bereger-platoon

YEAH! HOW DOES IT TASTE BITCHES? DOES IT TASTE LIKE AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICICE!?"
me whilst trying to beat cod4 on vetran

 

[LewsTherin]

PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED!

-Yahtzee

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Systems are not made of bricks / They're mostly made of people

Crass - Big A, Little a

 

[Duragorr]

Here is one of my favorites.

"Nothing exciting ever happens on my voyages."

-Captain of the Titanic

 

[boyitsme95]

Anything Yahtzee said
"Beware of the letter G, for it is the end of everything." - Anonymous
"It's time to impregnate this country with my mind." - Stephen Colbert
Pretty much anything Stephen Colbert says before/during the show - Stephen Colbert
"O, look at Will Smith, he's one bad mamagama!" - Will Smith
"To all those in the German press who think I don't like asparagus, thats wrong, I love german asparagus." - Still Persident Bush
(In response to President Bush's asparagus quote)"If your unfamiler with german asparagus, it's like regular asparagus, but purer." (Shows picture of asparagus with Hitlar moustache) - John Stewert

 

[leugim789]

"The very existence of flame throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.' ?

? George Carlin

 

[klc0100]

"When you are a rich man you are proud to own a Rolls Royce and when you are a poor man you are proud to own a Renault."

"I didn't study; I live. You can't study these things - life teaches them to you. You don't find them in a book... I've read a lot of Socrates on Page 3 of the Sun."

-Éric Cantona

 

[werepossum]

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators." P. J. O'Rourke

"Giving money and power to Congress is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." P. J. O'Rourke

 

[LewsTherin]

DON'T PANIC

 

[zachbob2]

"I can't carry it for you Mr. Frodo. But I can carry can you! Come on!" Sam to Frodo planes gor gorgorath.

 

[wewontdie11]

I know this will already be in here somewhere but I can't be bothered to trawl 16 pages...

"No silicon heaven! But where do all the calculators go!" - Cryton from Red Dwarf

Makes me lol every time.