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"(expletive deleted)" Richard Nixon

"Rock and roll was once a threat! But now, it's a Time Life anthology" Chris Chandler


If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face ?for ever. George Orwell

I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides. Terry Pratchett


"I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good. I hate a song that makes you think that you are just born to lose. Bound to lose. No good to nobody. No good for nothing. Because you are too old or too young or too fat or too slim too ugly or too this or too that. Songs that run you down or poke fun at you on account of your bad luck or hard traveling. ... I am out to fight those songs to my very last breath of air and my last drop of blood.
I am out to sing songs that will prove to you that this is your world and that if it has hit you pretty hard and knocked you for a dozen loops, no matter what color, what size you are, how you are built, I am out to sing the songs that make you take pride in yourself and in your work.
And the songs that I sing are made up for the most part by all sorts of folks just about like you. I could hire out to the other side, the big money side, and get several dollars every week just to quit singing my own kind of songs and to sing the kind that knock you down still farther and the ones that poke fun at you even more and the ones that make you think you've not any sense at all. But I decided a long time ago that I'd starve to death before I'd sing any such songs as that. The radio waves and your movies and your jukeboxes and your songbooks are already loaded down and running over with such no good songs as that anyhow."

Woody Guthrie (there are some variations on that speech)

"It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide"
Mad Magazine
 

sbot01

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Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics... even if you win, you're still retarded. - Random saying I heard on the internet that made me laugh

Everyone knows the only way to kill and emo is with a flame-thrower. - Random Friend Quote

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
 

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"..."
-Gordon Freeman

"He was my lover!"
-Brute, after the loss of a fellow packmate

"I want to take the ears off, but I can't..."
-Sander Cohen

I don't remember the rest of what Sander said, but I laughed sooo hard at his audio diary. Btw why do people leave audio diaries lying around?
 

josh797

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Divinegon said:
"Only the paper subdues to the will of the paper. And sir, I am no paper. And sir, this is no sword."
- Someone

I really wish I was better at recalling good quotes I come across.
NOOOOO!!!!!! we shall have no mention of our mortal enemy on these fair boards. never quote 4chan in this oasis again, or you shall be ban-ished!
 

Jarhed

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"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming

H.P. Lovecraft
 

teh_gunslinger

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"I am error."

Sorry if this has been posted before. Still 3 pages to go.

Some from a friend:

"I'm color blind when I' talking on the phone."

"Please kill me so I can get a year older."

And the one I use the most:
"I'm never drinking that much again!"
 

teh_gunslinger

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Fragged_Templar said:
"No people, No Problem" Joseph Stalin

"Dulce et Decorum Est Por Patria Mori" some retarded asshole
The latin part is Horace, a roman poet who wrote during the reign of Augustus.
 

cogo117

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"then they print the bible on him" - Dane Cook
there was a lead up to this joke but thats the punch line check it out on youtube its awesome
 

Phantom6

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"Hey everybody, I'm Seto Kaiba. I have a dragon fetish and sound like Brock from Pokemon. Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!"
"That's it Muto, you're *bleep* DEAD!" -Yugioh Abridged

"And then you exploded again...You really need to stop doing that." -same as above

"You just want to get into Serenity's pants!"
"No I don't, I just want to have sex with her! Oh, that's what you meant..." -same

"So he's like, kung-fu action Jesus?"
"Yeah, pretty much." -Avatar Abridged

"Let's do this...LEEEROY JENKINS!" -Avatar Abridged again

"HUMILIATION." -same
 

Omnidum

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"The Internet is nothing something you just dump something on, its not a truck, its a series of tubes!" Ted Stevens speach to congress.
 
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Sarge: The is the M12LRV! I like to call it the Warthog.

Grif: Why Warthog, sir?

Sarge: Because M12LRV is too hard to say in conversation, son.

Grif: No, but...why Warthog? I mean, it doesn't really look like a pig.

Sarge: Say that again.

Grif: I think it looks more like a puma.

Sarge: What in Sam Hell is a puma?!

Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?

Grif: No. Like a puma. It's a big cat. Like a lion.

Sarge: You're making that up.

Grif: I'm telling you, it's a real animal.

Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.

Simmons: Yes, sir!

Sarge: Look, see these two tailhooks? They look like tusks. And what kind of animal has tusks?

Grif: A walrus.

Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?!
 

FlikMage

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Sin City has some great quotes mostly from Clive Owen:
-It's time to prove to your friends you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes that means killing a whole lot of people.
-Where to fight counts for a lot, but there's nothing like having your friends show up with lots of guns.