Greatest Quotes Ever
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So you got a tank big whoop wanna fight about it! -Some guy of family guy
There is a theory that states that if anyone discovers why the universe it here and what its for it would me instantly replaced by something even more bizarre. The is another theory that says this has already happened. - Douglas Adams
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge while others merely gargle - Unknown
There is a theory that states that if anyone discovers why the universe it here and what its for it would me instantly replaced by something even more bizarre. The is another theory that says this has already happened. - Douglas Adams
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge while others merely gargle - Unknown
"Everything that happens, happens.
Everything that, by happening, makes something else happen, makes something else happen.
Everything that, by happening, makes itself happen again, happens again.
But not necessarily in that particular order."
- Douglas Adams
Everything that, by happening, makes something else happen, makes something else happen.
Everything that, by happening, makes itself happen again, happens again.
But not necessarily in that particular order."
- Douglas Adams
"Eckles, you can't push that plunger. If you push that plunger the bridge will be blown up. If the bridge is blown up a train carrying three thousand japanese soldiers and several hundred tonnes of ammunition will plummet hundreds of feet into the raging torrent bellow... Someone might get hurt."
{silence}
"yes I can"
"no, you can't,"
"yes I can"
"no, you can't!"
{sounds of struggle, then enormous explosion}
"I caaaaaaaaaaannnnn!!!"
The Goons, bridge over the river Whye.
Also,
"The right to an opinion does not include the right to be taken seriously,"
I wish someone could tell that to Jack Thompson.
{silence}
"yes I can"
"no, you can't,"
"yes I can"
"no, you can't!"
{sounds of struggle, then enormous explosion}
"I caaaaaaaaaaannnnn!!!"
The Goons, bridge over the river Whye.
Also,
"The right to an opinion does not include the right to be taken seriously,"
I wish someone could tell that to Jack Thompson.
"you sir, will either die of the pox, or the gallows"
"that would depend on whether I embrace your mistress or your principles."
-I really can't remember. Maybe Pepys?
"Well, Henry, you can cease frowning at me. If I am a magician, I am a very indifferent one. Other adepts summon up fairy-spirits and long-dead kings. I appear to have conjured the spirit of a banker."
-Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell
"that would depend on whether I embrace your mistress or your principles."
-I really can't remember. Maybe Pepys?
"Well, Henry, you can cease frowning at me. If I am a magician, I am a very indifferent one. Other adepts summon up fairy-spirits and long-dead kings. I appear to have conjured the spirit of a banker."
-Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell
"Opinion is really the lowest form of human knowledge. It requires no accountability, no understanding. The highest form of knowledge is empathy, for it requires us to suspend our egos and live in another's world. It requires profound, purpose -- larger-than-the-self kind of understanding."
-Bill Bullard
-Bill Bullard
"Opinions are like assholes; everyone has one, and they all fucking stink."
Just a side note; has anyone noticed how a quote loses every aspect of value and meaning to us the moment we learn that it wasn't said by someone famous (or someone whose name we've never heard, but who could very likely be famous), but by some random person on this forum or someone anonymous?
Now, I don't have a source for the above quote, but I bet that whoever said it was someone horrendously intelligent, 'cause I fuckin' agree with it.
You know, "agree"? The thing we generally tended to do before we discovered internet forums?
Just kidding. Internet forums are great.
Your opinion sucks, by the way KK ROTFLOL!
(Ha ha ha... oh, shoot me -_-)
Just a side note; has anyone noticed how a quote loses every aspect of value and meaning to us the moment we learn that it wasn't said by someone famous (or someone whose name we've never heard, but who could very likely be famous), but by some random person on this forum or someone anonymous?
Now, I don't have a source for the above quote, but I bet that whoever said it was someone horrendously intelligent, 'cause I fuckin' agree with it.
You know, "agree"? The thing we generally tended to do before we discovered internet forums?
Just kidding. Internet forums are great.
Your opinion sucks, by the way KK ROTFLOL!
(Ha ha ha... oh, shoot me -_-)
"The only difference between a priest and a physicist is that one is certain"
"if men weren't meant to fly god wouldn't have given us birds to ape" (to ape is to imitate poorly)
"A thinking machine? create one that can make jokes about breasts and we shall have ourselves a mechanical man"
"A writer thinks in terms of stories, an engineer in terms of ends, an economist in terms of means and the lawyer not at all"
"Ive always found debate tiresome, many disagree"
"if men weren't meant to fly god wouldn't have given us birds to ape" (to ape is to imitate poorly)
"A thinking machine? create one that can make jokes about breasts and we shall have ourselves a mechanical man"
"A writer thinks in terms of stories, an engineer in terms of ends, an economist in terms of means and the lawyer not at all"
"Ive always found debate tiresome, many disagree"
Not sure if this is the exact wording but it always stuck with me:
You kill a few and you are a murderer
you kill a nation and you are a conqueror
you kill them all and you are a god
Not that I agree just seems that it is the way people see things, perspective can make fools or geniuses of us all.
You kill a few and you are a murderer
you kill a nation and you are a conqueror
you kill them all and you are a god
Not that I agree just seems that it is the way people see things, perspective can make fools or geniuses of us all.
"The object to war is not to die for your country, but to make the other b*star* die for his."
- Winston Churchill
As seen in Call of Duty 2 (Sorry for language, I tried to edit bits out with stars.)
- Winston Churchill
As seen in Call of Duty 2 (Sorry for language, I tried to edit bits out with stars.)
don't know if it's here or not... but I'll post anyway...
Winston churchill when he was drunk... (if you don't know who that is you're a uneducated prick and don't deserve life...)
Random Woman(don't remember who she was exactly): Winston! You're drunk!
Winston replies: Yes I am, what of it? You're ugly and in the morning I will be sober, yet you will still be ugly.
haha don't know if that's how it went exactly but for a political leader in WWII, that's just amazing...
Winston churchill when he was drunk... (if you don't know who that is you're a uneducated prick and don't deserve life...)
Random Woman(don't remember who she was exactly): Winston! You're drunk!
Winston replies: Yes I am, what of it? You're ugly and in the morning I will be sober, yet you will still be ugly.
haha don't know if that's how it went exactly but for a political leader in WWII, that's just amazing...
The moment WW2 games develop historical accuracy, the world will end...Subby231 said:
That wasn't said by Churchill, but by General Patton.
"the best way to win a war is not to die for your country, but to make the other poor dumb bastard die for his."
I'll use a quote from Yahtzee himself to describe my feelings. You must be 'stuck so far up your ass that you're in danger of choking on your own head.'Almightyjoe said:
O'Neill: "Better use two of those..."[C-4 Charges]
AF Guy: "Sir?"
O'Neill: "It's a [makes air-quotes with fingers] 'Blast Door'?"
-SG-1
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
-Jack Burton - Big Trouble In Little China
"It never hurts to help!"
-Eeek! the Cat
Just a couple for my first post...
AF Guy: "Sir?"
O'Neill: "It's a [makes air-quotes with fingers] 'Blast Door'?"
-SG-1
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
-Jack Burton - Big Trouble In Little China
"It never hurts to help!"
-Eeek! the Cat
Just a couple for my first post...