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Sasha Janre

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From THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU:

Shiki: Neku, take off your shorts right now!
Neku: ARE YOU HIGH?

Joshua: You're walking through the pages of literature and history.
Neku: I feel so epic.

Minamimoto: So guess how much you 000s matter here?
Joshua: What?
Minamimoto: One yoctogram!
Joshua: So we're on the atomic level? Nice!
Minamimoto: LISTEN UP YOU YOCTOGRAMS. IT'S (x2) DIE!

Konishi: YOU VEXTIOUS MONKEY!

Beat: *eating a hot dog* It's like a PARTY in my MOUTH :D

FROM PHOENIX WRIGHT/APOLLO JUSTICE ACE ATTORNEY

Phoenix: I'm sorry, the rest of the court doesn't speak coffeenese.

Phoenix: I wouldn't mind seeing Max's bust. Not that I'm into that sort of thing.

Edgeworth: OBJECTION!
Judge: ... ? Yes?
Edgeworth: I was hoping to find something to object to after objecting, but I didn't.

Edgeworth: (Is there a giant KICK ME sign on the defence's bench?)

Phoenix: OBJECTION!
Judge: .......
Edgeworth: ......
Phoenix: ....... *sheepish grin*
Gallery: .........
Edgeworth: What the hell is with that pregnant pause?!?!

Apollo: Sure Gavin's got trial experience, but does he have CHORDS OF STEEL?

Klavier: I'm used to being inspected by the ladies, but this is the first time I've felt this way with a man.

Ema: What is going on here!? Why can't we have a straight-forward killing in this country for once!?

Apollo: Sorry, I don't speak "Snackoos".

Wesley Stickler: Trucy! Show me the secret to your panties!

That's it for me. XDD
 

Anarchemitis

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"We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone, and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Our knowledge as made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.

Soldiers! Don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you, enslave you; who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines, you are not cattle, you are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don't hate! Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural.

You, the people, have the power,to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Let us use that power. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world! Let us fight to do away with national barriers! To do away with greed, with hate and intolerance! Let us fight for a world of reason, Let us all unite!

We think too much, feel too little"
-Chaplain Snakker
 

Geo Da Sponge

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"I'm not a nerd, I'm a level 56 Paladin!"
-Anon

"Curse you, it's as if you don't want to die!"
-A friend of mine

"I'll get hungry. You won't like me when I'm hungry."
-Another friend

"Power corrupts, but super power corrupts way better."
-Scott Adams
 

jamiemac

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"Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove"
Terry Pratchett - The Truth
(give or take a word, it's been a while since I read it)
 

the monopoly guy

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"come back here you yellow bellied bastards, I'll bite your knees off!"
"she turnet me into a newt!
a newt?
I got better"

"an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" Mohandas K. Gandhi (Mahatma Ganhi)
 

Phantom6

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"Way to show those fifth graders who's boss." -Joshua, The World Ends with You

"Follow my lead!" "Screw that!" -Joshua and Neku respectively, The World Ends with You

"Yes, we ALL know it's impossible to live without sex. That's why priests...oh wait, bad example." -One of the members of a forum I moderate, I even have it sigged there

My friend: (tells me about the "storyline" in Happy Feet)
Me: So, in other words...it was written by 4Kids?

^Genius inspiration of the moment. I still crack up when I think of that one...
 

WlknCntrdiction

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if we're constantly told that God is incomprehensible then why do we try to comprehend what "it" is?
-Me-

religion is so full of hypocrisy. if you cant tell, im an atheist.
 

exoneuk

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"The proof is in the pudding... the pudding of their DOOM!"
- Higashizawa from The World End With You (laugh out loud, WTF moment in gaming #34)
 

Benny Blanco

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"Anyway, back to my enormous penis" Professor John Corbin (after explaining that human bipedalism led to the need for larger genitalia, meaning that human males are proportionately larger in that department than other primates)

"A coward hides behind freedom, a brave person stands in front of it and protects it for others"- Henry Rollins

"What the hell is wrong with you people? Every famous n***a that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! Yes the government conspires to put a lot of innocent black men in jail on fallacious charges, but R. Kelly is not one of those men! We all know the n***a can sing! But what happened to standards? What happened to bare minimums? You a fan of R. Kelly? You wanna help R. Kelly? Then get some counseling for R. Kelly! Introduce him to some older women. Hide his camcorder... but don't pretend like the man is a hero!" -Huey Freeman "The Trial of Robert Kelly"

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."- Hunter S. Thompson

"Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't fuckin' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' shit? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid fuckin' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there." - The Boondock Saints

"I'd almost feel sorry for a fundamentalist hijacker taking over a planeload of pissed swine from Britain or Ireland. Wouldn't you?
Oh Ahmed, you picked the wrong flight. 187 Easyjet to Alicante. You've got a Stanley knife and a firm belief in your God.
Have you any idea just how many sovereign rings there are on this plane?
You've clearly never been punched in the chip shop."
-Andrew Maxwell

"It doesn't count as rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first. Then it's just surprise sex."
-My friend Jez during a conversation about prison.

"Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest ************ in the world. If I moved to a martial arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live,devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad."
-Snow Crash (Neal Stevenson)
 

Fud

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"Some people are born great. I am one of those people."-One of my friends in a project about himself and society

"Hi. My name is Andrew and chances are, if I have met you, I hate you."-One of my more cynical friends on that same project