Brendon Burns on prison:
"If you're about to be raped in prison, just go "what a week, first AIDS and now this!" of course, you do run the risk of him going "great, don't need to use a condom then"".
Brendon Burns on Stonehenge:
" I reckon they built it to mess with people's heads, they're all there going "they'll think we're trying to tell time!", we should do the same thing for future generations, we should drill a hole down the middle of mount Everest, chuck a dog down, then fill it back in. For good measure give it a gunshot wound and a crown."
"when the police stop you, do NOTHING, they'll knock on your window, do nothing, They'll start to shout at you:
"OPEN THE WINDOW!"
"no, I'm warm, you: Brrrrrrrr"
"OPEN THE WINDOW, FUCKWIT!"
"YOU open the window!" (that throws them)
"OPEN THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW!"
"who ARE you anyway?"
"We're the Police"
"Prove it, Sing Roxanne"
- Silky, on the police.