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SpaceGandhi

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"He who would sacrifice a little freedom for a little security will receive neither." -Benjamin Franklin

"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country from his government." -Edward Abbey

"Suppose you are an idiot, now suppose you are a member of Congress...but I repeat myself." -Mark Twain

"Having been in the company of Christians, I understand why Jesus ate with sinners and tax collectors." -Mark Twain
 

Takhisis

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Singing Gremlin said:
"come home with this shield, or upon it"
Spartan Mother equipping her son.

I'm really glad I'm not a spartan.
That was Leonides's wife equipping him.....
 

Pseudonym2

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Kanashe said:
An eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind ~ "The Suffering"
That was Gandhi actually.
When asked, "What do you think of Western Civilization?"
He responded, "I think it would be a good idea!"
 

Duck Sandwich

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A lone wolf is forced to become stronger to survive. The path he walks is riddled with hardships and pain. It is a path that he must face alone. But in the end, a lone wolf is stronger than an individual member of a pack. The pack is held together by the bonds of friendship and family. But however strong those bonds may be, they are bound to break eventually, as in the end, everyone must go their separate ways and find their own path through life - a path that they must walk alone. ~ Me, being an egotistical bastard and quoting myself.

"Not now, Chief. I'm in the fucking zone." - My New Haircut (Youtube Video)
 

Anarchy In Detroit

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"Only the finest meats and cheeses for Mr. Josh!" - me making a sandwich one fine day

"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know." - Ernest Hemmingway

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson

"You people of the South don't know what you are doing. This country will be drenched in blood, and God only knows how it will end. It is all folly, madness, a crime against civilization! You people speak so lightly of war; you don't know what you're talking about. War is a terrible thing!" - William Tecumseh Sherman

"Fear is the beginning of wisdom." - William Tecsumseh Sherman
 

dukethepcdr

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One of my favorite quotes is from Yoda in Empire Strikes Back "Do or do not, there is no try".

Or then there's "I have a bad feeling about this" from every Star Wars movie and from the new Indiana Jones movie too.

Another favorite of mine is from Braveheart "Every man dies, not every man truly lives".
 

MRMIdAS2k

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Brendon Burns on prison:

"If you're about to be raped in prison, just go "what a week, first AIDS and now this!" of course, you do run the risk of him going "great, don't need to use a condom then"".

Brendon Burns on Stonehenge:

" I reckon they built it to mess with people's heads, they're all there going "they'll think we're trying to tell time!", we should do the same thing for future generations, we should drill a hole down the middle of mount Everest, chuck a dog down, then fill it back in. For good measure give it a gunshot wound and a crown."

"when the police stop you, do NOTHING, they'll knock on your window, do nothing, They'll start to shout at you:
"OPEN THE WINDOW!"
"no, I'm warm, you: Brrrrrrrr"
"OPEN THE WINDOW, FUCKWIT!"
"YOU open the window!" (that throws them)
"OPEN THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW!"
"who ARE you anyway?"
"We're the Police"
"Prove it, Sing Roxanne"

- Silky, on the police.
 

Anarchemitis

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Jumplion

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"Skin is only skin deep"- me, you had to be there.

"Life should determine life and death"- again, me.

Sometimes i wish i knew what i was talking about.
 

Dejawesp

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New residents were at one time welcomed by the town council with a customary gesture which involved gathering on the newcomer's front lawn and singing songs while dressed in bedsheets. The tradition was retired after it induced a heart attack in Old Man Smith from Chattanooga, the town's blacksmith, florist and "the town's only black man".
 

Suo9448

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"Don't blame me, blame yourself or God!" Delita, Final Fantasy Tactics

"You don't need a reason to help people." Zidane, Final Fantasy 9

A less serious, longer one, from a game not many people have played...
"I don't know why... But for some apparent reason, I can't stand women with sexy bodies.
On a side note... Flat-chested girls like you have absolutely no effecton me."
-Laharl, Disgaea

Last one I promise...
"Check out that zombie. THAT is my masterpiece. The fists of a Dark Karate master. The legs of the fastest demon in the Netherworld. The brain of Mahogany, a famous sorcerer. The iron body of Hercules. And a horse wiener, all combined into one! The Netherworld's ultimate zombie!!!" -Aramis, Disgaea

Alot of quotes from Final Fantasy's are good, mostly Tactics.