Greatest Quotes Ever
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"losers cry, But winners get to go home and fuck the prom Queen."
~in a movie i saw on foxtel. it had Shawn Connery in it~
~in a movie i saw on foxtel. it had Shawn Connery in it~
"Carpe Jugulum" - Terry Pratchet
"If you take a starving dog from the street and make it prosperous, it will not bite you. This is the priniciple difference between a dog and a man" - Mark Twain
"Convictions make convicts" - the Principia Discordia
"On a seperate sheet of paper labeled 'confidential' please list every major psycotic episode you've experienced in the last twenty four hours. On a seperate sheet of paper labeled 'professional' please list every job since 1972 from which you have been fired" - The Prinicipia Discordia
Sorry if any of these are repeats. I really don't feel like reading through 13 pages of text.
"If you take a starving dog from the street and make it prosperous, it will not bite you. This is the priniciple difference between a dog and a man" - Mark Twain
"Convictions make convicts" - the Principia Discordia
"On a seperate sheet of paper labeled 'confidential' please list every major psycotic episode you've experienced in the last twenty four hours. On a seperate sheet of paper labeled 'professional' please list every job since 1972 from which you have been fired" - The Prinicipia Discordia
Sorry if any of these are repeats. I really don't feel like reading through 13 pages of text.
"Here I sit broken hearted. I tried to shit but only farted." - Bathroom Stall
?Throw moderation to the winds, and the greatest pleasures bring the greatest pains? -Democritus
Shoot the gangsters before they shoot you, or else you will be shot! - Wanted (Sega Master System) instruction manual
Do you remember what the villains from Captain Planet were like, how they'd steal an oil tanker and deliberately run it smack into a beach to teach all the sea lions a lesson in complacency? Do you ever remember wondering why they didn't just sell the oil at a huge profit and not have to get beaten up by a big blue man in little red pants? - Yahtzee
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! Where's the Tylenol? - Clark Griswold, Christmas Vacation
Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent. We would not dare to conceive the things which are really mere commonplaces of existence. If we could fly out of that window hand in hand, hover over this great city, gently remove the roofs, and peep in at the queer things which are going on, the strange coincidences, the plannings, the cross-purposes, the wonderful chains of events, working through generations, and leading to the most outré results, it would make all fiction with its conventionalities most stale and unprofitable? ? Sherlock Holmes
They seek him here, they seek him there. Those Frenchies seek him everywhere. Is he in Heaven, or is he in Hell? That damned, elusive, Pimpernel. -The Scarlet Pimpernel
You see, I'm a poet. And I'm afraid, you didn't know it. - The Scarlet Pimpernel
?Throw moderation to the winds, and the greatest pleasures bring the greatest pains? -Democritus
Shoot the gangsters before they shoot you, or else you will be shot! - Wanted (Sega Master System) instruction manual
Do you remember what the villains from Captain Planet were like, how they'd steal an oil tanker and deliberately run it smack into a beach to teach all the sea lions a lesson in complacency? Do you ever remember wondering why they didn't just sell the oil at a huge profit and not have to get beaten up by a big blue man in little red pants? - Yahtzee
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! Where's the Tylenol? - Clark Griswold, Christmas Vacation
Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent. We would not dare to conceive the things which are really mere commonplaces of existence. If we could fly out of that window hand in hand, hover over this great city, gently remove the roofs, and peep in at the queer things which are going on, the strange coincidences, the plannings, the cross-purposes, the wonderful chains of events, working through generations, and leading to the most outré results, it would make all fiction with its conventionalities most stale and unprofitable? ? Sherlock Holmes
They seek him here, they seek him there. Those Frenchies seek him everywhere. Is he in Heaven, or is he in Hell? That damned, elusive, Pimpernel. -The Scarlet Pimpernel
You see, I'm a poet. And I'm afraid, you didn't know it. - The Scarlet Pimpernel
"Sometimes actresses get slapped." The Hold Steady
"Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sun-dial in the shade?"
Benjamin Franklin
"The moment God crapped out the third caveman, a conspiracy was hatched against one of them."
Col. Hunter Gathers
"War is a way of shattering to pieces, or pouring into the stratosphere, or sinking in the depths of the sea, materials which might otherwise be used to make the masses too comfortable, and hence, in the long run, too intelligent."
George Orwell
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
Groucho Marx
"I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth."
Chico Marx
"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers."
Thomas Jefferson
"Stoners are cute; junkies are sad."
Kevin Smith
"Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sun-dial in the shade?"
Benjamin Franklin
"The moment God crapped out the third caveman, a conspiracy was hatched against one of them."
Col. Hunter Gathers
"War is a way of shattering to pieces, or pouring into the stratosphere, or sinking in the depths of the sea, materials which might otherwise be used to make the masses too comfortable, and hence, in the long run, too intelligent."
George Orwell
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
Groucho Marx
"I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth."
Chico Marx
"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers."
Thomas Jefferson
"Stoners are cute; junkies are sad."
Kevin Smith
SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT!!!
-my friend pissed off his rocker yelling at a fly who landed in his booze
-my friend pissed off his rocker yelling at a fly who landed in his booze
If only...werepossum said:
"Whoever said 'words will never hurt me' has clearly never been hit on the head with a dictionary." -Anonymous
"Ignorance can be solved with a book. Stupidity requires a shotgun and a shovel." friend of mine on the debate team my freshman year of high school
shooterAnarchemitis said:
anything and everything form Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail and Ace Ventura
I liked Shooter in that it was one of few films ever made that realism was a strong filmmaking factor.
In the scene were the guy is sniped by the automated marksman, the bullet's trajectory is actually exaggerated to be less realistic because in real life the bullet would almost come straight down on his head, making him explode and arms flying apart and everything.
In the scene were the guy is sniped by the automated marksman, the bullet's trajectory is actually exaggerated to be less realistic because in real life the bullet would almost come straight down on his head, making him explode and arms flying apart and everything.
yea, the dialogue could use some improvement at times but I've still watched that movie more times in a row (9)then any other movie. it had one of the best endings ever as wellAnarchemitis said: