Gun you want to have under your pillow at night

[SomeBoredGuy]

Probably this:

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You might be thinking that it'd be awfully hard to lift and fire that thing at 3am, but not when these are my pyjamas:

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Captcha: 1773 gsedif

C'mon Captcha, that's not how you spell 1337!

 

[Fetzenfisch]

A pillow sized gun made out of a pillow.
because guns are unconfortable and unecessary for the same reason as i dont have a huge car.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I just fired the m920-Cain in Mass Effect 2 and 1 shot a collosus....I ...I....what. *blinks*
thats one I dont want under my pillow :<

 

[Soviet Steve]

A soft one that couldn't hurt me by accident I guess.

 

[jackpipsam]

no guns... a dagger XD

 

[radioactive lemur]

SIG Sauer P228 because it was Jack Bauer's gun, although with the utter batshit retardation of the licensing and registration bullshit in this stupid country, I doubt I'll ever go through the sea of bureaucracy to actually get one. Plus there's no real point as you can't carry it on your person even if you go through all that. I honestly can't for the life of me understand why my countrymen (Canada) are so squeamish about people owning guns. Nothing could be safer than a gun in your own hand. And if more people had guns, we wouldn't need so many cops which would drastically lower taxes. Muggers would be less brave because they wouldn't know who might be carrying so there would be lower crime too. There is literally no downside to allowing personal gun ownership.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

Why would I need a gun?

 

[kahlzun]

p90. Not only is it futuristic.. it's also pretty flat, so you'd be able to sleep.

 

[Femaref]

SIG Sauer P228 because it was Jack Bauer's gun, although with the utter batshit retardation of the licensing and registration bullshit in this stupid country, I doubt I'll ever go through the sea of bureaucracy to actually get one. Plus there's no real point as you can't carry it on your person even if you go through all that. I honestly can't for the life of me understand why my countrymen (Canada) are so squeamish about people owning guns. Nothing could be safer than a gun in your own hand. And if more people had guns, we wouldn't need so many cops which would drastically lower taxes. Muggers would be less brave because they wouldn't know who might be carrying so there would be lower crime too. There is literally no downside to allowing personal gun ownership.

nice bait there, sir, nice bait.

 

[Aphex Demon]

My wife, Sascha.

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOTCHED' MYY GAN!?"

 

[El Poncho]

Portal gun, one portal will be in the fridge

 

[SckizoBoy]

Steyr M (with .357 ACP)

But that would have to go on the bedside table, I keep a couple knives under the pillow.

 

[Kyber]

the right hand of doom from hellboy. i need a bigger pillow

 

[Shotgunjack1880]

I have my Springfield Arms 1911A1 .45 ACP right next to my bed, but I wouldn't want it under the pillow per se.

Same gun same place my friend. I also have a modified Mossberg 500 12 gauge, and a Winchester model 94 .30-30 rifle in my room.

 

[N3mis]

anc[is]

FOR THE DARK GODS!

So freaking true! would also have one of those under my pillow xD

 

[Zeema]

Guns are weak i wanna use a CrossBow

 

[jhlip]

A 44. magnum with a six inch barrel. Why? Because no one will fuck with the gun.