Guy marries video game

[dietpeachsnapple]

She can be turned on at the "flip of a switch," and he shuts her down at every argument.

I am going to resort to the resilient argument, "He isn't hurting anyone...nothing wrong here."

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

What if it glitches and she goes fat?

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

......bwuh?

That makes...no sense....

Good for him, I guess?

 

[brunothepig]

Oh god. Please let this be a joke. If it is, hilarious. If not... WHAT THE FUCK!!!! You know this would be a great marketing technique for new releases...

 

[Carbonhunter]

Cartridge slot. That's all I'm saying.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

He'll have to fuck the disc, won't that hurt like fuck?

wait a sec....*lets immagination toy with this idea*...yes I believe it would hurt, badly. Might even require a trip to the hospital or some unlucky fireman to cut a slice out of the disc so he can get it off.

Then the police would get involved. Death on honneymoon.

 

[Ocelot GT]

What will be served at the reception dinner... because I'd like to byte into some chips.

 

[lenneth]

Apparently. Just can't get married to a member of the same sex.

Exactly what i was thinking

What if it glitches and she goes fat?

then his local game store might be selling a second-hand "wife"

 

[TOGSolid]

I'm a legally ordained Reverend. Feel free to buy me a plane ticket and a hotel stay and I'll be more than glad to marry you to whatever you want.

 

[Mintycabbage]

The guy is just doing it for publicity.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

..Speechless, I am.

But let the guy do whatever the fuck he wants, even if.. I.. I dont even have words for it.

 

[Above]

O_0
That is very creepy.

More like this is...[HEADING=1] TO CREEPY [/HEADING]

 

[C117]

... it feels as if the border between reality and fantasy are becoming less distinct by each passing day...

 

[Rock 'n' Soul]

I bet the sex is wild.

I bet you're probably right...

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

unlike gay marriage I cant use a bible on this....


Oh well

Whatever the $%^& makes you happy I suppose

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Wait, does that mean I can marry Final Fantasy VII? Sure, she's a bit old, but she knows what I likes.

 

[Fox242]

What's the game gonna think when he starts playing other games? Plus, what preacher in their right mind would approve of such and unholy union. And what's gonna happen when the next Sims comes out? Is he gonna get a divorce? I was afraid something like this was gonna happen one day.