Guy marries video game

[goldfalsebond]

yet another reason to visit japan

 

[Dommyboy]

Oh humanity, when will you learn. Though, there always remains the old statement of whatever floats your boat.

 

[Furioso]

Between this and the news about Twilight breaking a record I...I don't know if I can go on anymore. Too...much...stupid...

No...we must... move on....... wait whats that you say? 2 more Twilight movies?! *dead*

 

[Samurai Goomba]

That's nuts. This has got to be a joke.

Neo would be looking at this kid and thinking, "You need some serious psychiatric help."

 

[Kud]

sex is a quick time event

 

[Scumpernickle]

Finally me and my copy of Oblivion can get married!

 

[paragon1]

Er, right. Well, that was disturbing.

 

[LockandKey]

This is wow.

 

[Aesir23]

Between this and the news about Twilight breaking a record I...I don't know if I can go on anymore. Too...much...stupid...

Maybe we can somehow convince all of the idiots to commit suicide. Maybe slip some arsenic and cyanide into their food?

 

[Icehearted]

Smells like publicity stunt to me!

Add rumble for optimum honeymoon!

 

[Dr. Love]

I don't believe in marriage to a videogame, instead I like to just sleep around a bit. Though unfortunately it would seem Modern Warfare 1 didn't like money shots it won't play with me nemore

 

[SantoUno]

A woman married the Berlin wall then cheated on it with a fence.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-married-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html

And some people think gamers are weird.

From the article:

"I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy.

She said: ?What they did was awful. They mutilated my husband."

She is said to have shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence.

Super LOL.

Well this is...I just wish I coul see how it goes down with hs family, and his first days of marriage.

 

[Dr. Love]

I don't believe in marriage to a videogame, instead I like to just sleep around a bit. Though unfortunately it would seem Modern Warfare 1 didn't like money shots it won't play with me nemore

Try MW 2, it's it's cheap w**** of a sister.

Oooo i'll try to play nice with MW1 again, i sense a threesome!

this brings forth a terrible mental image of not only the act, but someone walking in on said act.

 

[Firia]

Awesome. Can I get married to a game?

Apparently. Just can't get married to a member of the same sex. God forbid you ruin the sanctity of marriage, and all that.
=| ....

Spoiler: note

Sarcasm not directed at you, just the scenario.

 

[FurthestLocutus]

crap some one beat me to the idea

 

[spartan773]

hilarious.
but odd.