Guy marries video game

[SUPA FRANKY]

1.) Twilight is breaking records...
2.) Stupid people keep forcing their religions on other people...
3.) People are having sex at age 8...

and now this...

We are so fucked.

 

[Reklore]

I don't know who to feel more sorry for, the guy or the game.

 

[KiLl_RoY]

Their relationship will go to hell when sims 3 comes out.

 

[Nouw]

This guy is very odd. Married a video game? tsk tsk. Got to say, I thought he'd have a better taste in woman. Well, inanimate objects at least.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Wow, thats pathetic.

This reminds me of that girl who married a canival ride, i think it was a Fairiswheel. It was posted somewhere here on the Escapist but it was a while ago.

 

[A random person]

Escapists, I hereby invite you all to my wedding with Sonic 3 & Knuckles. Of course, Sly 2 will probably be heartbroken and Elite Beat Agents will sue me for child support.

Seriously, I'm more surprised that this was legal than weirded out. In a way I'm envious of Japan Guam, since we in the States are still having trouble with just gay marriage.

 

[BonsaiK]

Like most marriages of convenience it'll never last. Once they get settled in the passion will start to fade. When Love Plus 2 comes out, it'll all be over. Expect to see this one in the divorce courts soon.

 

[super_mumbles]

The non-Guam ceremony (if it ever actually got that far):
"and do you, fictional character with pre-determined speech patterns, take this man as your husband?"
*silence*
"oh dear"

Plus if the DS battery runs out does that count would that warrant a crime? (murder,negligence or, if the DS was off long enough, missing persons?)

 

[Octorok]

Ace, I'm proposing to Morrowind NOW.

Well, I'll take Halo. THE ENTIRE TRILOGY!

POLYGAMIST!

Actually, if we're marrying whole series I'm actually in love with Fallouts 1-3, I think I'll maryy all of them.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

0__o Whaaaaaaaaat? Ok, that's messed up! But then again, I once read a news story about a woman who claimed to married to the Berlin wall.

 

[zidine100]

well good for him, whatever makes him happy i suppose.

anyway this posses some interesting questions, has he married one copy of the game, or the entire collection of these games, because i dont see this lasting too long if its just one copy and is the console itself part of the marage, and if it does catch on, can we imprission video games as bigamists.

anyway sorry about that random outburst.

 

[WorldCritic]

I really don't know how to react to that, but I'm sure I know some people who might do this:
Me: Hey how are you doing?
Friend: Great! I'm getting married soon!
Me: That's great! To who?
Friend: Katamari Damacy!
Me: .... Um, well I hope you two are happy together.

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

I'm sorry to whom it may offend, but the only way to properly describe this guy is: He's a ******.

To call someone a ****** is to put them on a level below a human being, and aside from Assef from The Kite Runner and Josef Frizl, I can think of no other manifestation, real or fictional, more appropriate for being branded a ******.


EDIT: One more: Michael Bay.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

C'mon guys, he can't choose who (or in this case what) he's attracted to, and it's not hurting anyone. To each his own, ya?

 

[Octorok]

He'll have to fuck the disc, won't that hurt like fuck?

wait a sec....*lets immagination toy with this idea*...yes I believe it would hurt, badly. Might even require a trip to the hospital or some unlucky fireman to cut a slice out of the disc so he can get it off.

Or you could just... you know... go soft?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Even though this is nothing new, I think a guy in Tenessee tried to marry his truck, this nonetheless is a big shock. I also heard a few stories about someone who tried to marry I think it was his cat. In Japan a pair of kimonos were married.

 

[CrysisMcGee]

I've seen people deprived of human interaction before, but that is disturbing.

Hey, I may not be married but damn....

 

[Xan Krieger]

He'll have to fuck the disc, won't that hurt like fuck?

wait a sec....*lets immagination toy with this idea*...yes I believe it would hurt, badly. Might even require a trip to the hospital or some unlucky fireman to cut a slice out of the disc so he can get it off.

Or you could just... you know... go soft?

Actually that can be more difficult then it sounds, I recall a case in China where a man was doing a park bench and got stick and stayed that way for hours, even after police stuck him in the **** with a needle so the blood would drain. They eventually ended up cutting the bench to free him.

 

[Bernzz]

I hate to break it to him, but a character out of a dating sim is fairly unlikely to be faithful.

"Hey, man, how you been?"

"Oh, not bad, playing some video games."

"Really? Which ones?"

"Oh, Love Plus. Awesome game. I'm totally doing Nene right now."

"?! YOU BASTARD! THAT'S MY WIFE!"

Bwahahahahaha, you just made my day.

OT: I, I just...the fuck?!