Guy marries video game

[Littlee300]

The game should of said no, that man is going no where. What if the game will see him playing another game O:

 

[j1-2themax]

All I'm gonna say: glad to have that guy out of the gene pool.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

It's like in family guy where peter wanted to marry a piece of pie... it ain't going to end well.

 

[Kriptonite]

I bet the sex is wild.

My thoughts exactly!! Weird.

 

[Darth Rahu]

So you're telling me that homosexuals can't get married in America, but in Guam they allow anything? Hey I think I see a solution. Ha! I'm kidding, but seriously, wow.

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

Bam. [http://wakpo.com/articles/neat-stuff/japanese-man-petitions-to-marry-anime-girl-asahina-mikuru]
What I don't get about the second one is that she is the worst character in the series. All she does is go about having big tits and being molested by Haruhi.

Wow, thats pathetic.

This reminds me of that girl who married a canival ride, i think it was a Fairiswheel. It was posted somewhere here on the Escapist but it was a while ago.

It was a helter-skelter iirc. It was on Have I Got News For You.

 

[Flying Pilgrim]

Either this man is very sad or he needs help.I think he needs help.

 

[GoldenCondor]

Ace, I'm proposing to Morrowind NOW.

She doesn't put out easy, I tried earlier and she said no.

 

[Tucker154]

Wait you can marry video games!!!

Halo 3,will you marry me?

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Our any of us that devoted to videogames!?

Wait dont answer that, Ill be right back........
(2 minutes later)

I've come to the the very vague conclusion that most of you are gonna say yes.

 

[T5seconds]

Spoiler: Your kidding right?

This...This... Where do I start? Fine then if we?re going to start marring weird shit I?m going to marry my hand...

The sex is wild?

 

[Seydaman]

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT
That is one bad ass mother fucker
/sarcasm

 

[Sewblon]

Interestingly, this is probably the first woman married that comes with an instruction manual and FAQs on how to satisfy completely.

Lets hope this feature catches on.

 

[Mr.logic]

i have nothing to say besides i am RAGE right now

 

[whycantibelinus]

I bet the sex is wild.

I bet the sex hurts.

 

[Neurowaste]

Between this and the news about Twilight breaking a record I...I don't know if I can go on anymore. Too...much...stupid...

Amen, a fucking men. Anyways, KOTOR will be having my babies very soon...

 

[Octorok]

He'll have to fuck the disc, won't that hurt like fuck?

wait a sec....*lets immagination toy with this idea*...yes I believe it would hurt, badly. Might even require a trip to the hospital or some unlucky fireman to cut a slice out of the disc so he can get it off.

Or you could just... you know... go soft?

Actually that can be more difficult then it sounds, I recall a case in China where a man was doing a park bench and got stick and stayed that way for hours, even after police stuck him in the **** with a needle so the blood would drain. They eventually ended up cutting the bench to free him.

They bled his erection? I... I NEED BLEACH FOR MY MIND.

Seriously, you evil bastard, my poor tortured head now has images of such incredible... bad in it that my brain hurts.

 

[dududf]

He'll have to fuck the disc, won't that hurt like fuck?

wait a sec....*lets immagination toy with this idea*...yes I believe it would hurt, badly. Might even require a trip to the hospital or some unlucky fireman to cut a slice out of the disc so he can get it off.

[edgy-JOKE]
It's JapanGuam... It'll fit.
[/edgy-JOKE]

Would a disc be Male?
It goes into slots, in and out repeatedly and only has one hole.

So...umm.. yeah.

To the newly wedded, congratulations and please... PLEASE... do not have kids and bring forth the robot apocalypse... We do not need robots with organic parts, as we will be sincerely and royally F*cked.

 

[GrimFandango92]

Love can bloom on the battlefield

 

[LongLiveourMachine]

O_0
That is very creepy.

Press X to insert penis
Press Y for orgasim