Guys 18+: where do you stand compared to the average male?

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foodmaniac

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I'm bigger than that and I'm not even fully grown yet.... So I'm roughly the same as a fully grown male haha.... Although I don't consider myself fit.
 

SinisterGehe

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Ok, I am taller than average, weight bit less. My lung capacity is bigger. I can run faster. I keep losing fat but my weight goes up...

Well, like they say average is never the truth.
 

zombiestrangler

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I maybe fatter and taller, but I take some solace in the fact my John Thomas is bigger than average and I used to run a 7 and a half minute mile.
 

Lexodus

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Almost double the average, a fact of which I am very, very proud. Other stats I'm not too sure about, save body fat percentage, where I'm 18.6%, height, where I'm a fair bit taller, and waist, where I'm the same.
 

JezebelinHell

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ThrobbingEgo said:
JezebelinHell said:
What gets me is that you are all "above average" but for the average to be 5.08 inches, didn't half the guys have to be less than that?
And blah, that guy is a douche and I can honestly say I have never called anyone that in my life until now...
There could be some outliers. A small pool of people with extremely small penises that drags the average way down. So long as we're going by mean size, and not median.

Said people are going to complain on the forum about averages.
I am female so if you referring to me as complaining, I am afraid that is not gonna work.
Not complaining, just curiously amused.
 

The Youth Counselor

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That picture representation is faaaaaarrr from the average male.

Statistically I can do more push ups and pull ups. I usually stop at 50 push ups, or 8-10 pull/chinny ups then do 50 jumping jacks.

I haven't seen a bench press in years so I wouldn't know. But the last time I was able to bench 105 lbs and then I weighed 120.

And 12 minutes to run a mile? I never run for that long, but I'm sure it only takes me 13 minutes just to walk a mile.

However I do have a fair share of back problems, that were inherited. I don't do sit ups and can barely do any crunches due to scoliosis, and have bad asthma and allergies that limit the duration of a single exercise session.
 

Nalgas D. Lemur

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AccursedTheory said:
Phlakes said:
5.08 inches? Damn, and I thought I was under average...

And a 12:17 mile? Is that even possible without walking?
Average mile on a seriously brisk walk is about... yah, 12 minutes.

So, good point. To get a 12 minute mile, you either have to be walking, or taking smoke breaks.
I'm not sure I entirely agree with that. My normal walking speed is pretty fast compared to most people, but I've learned to assume ~15 minutes per mile when estimating how long it takes to walk a given distance (although I suppose that does include occasional street crossings/waiting for traffic). 12 would be pushing it if you're walking for the entire distance.

That said, I remember that we were expected to be able to do it in 7-8 minutes in middle school, when we still had short, stubby, little kid legs, and 10 was considered slow even then. Having the average be over 12, which means many people took longer than that, is kind of depressing when you consider that I've limped a timed mile on two sprained ankles in 16 minutes.

I'm a bit out of shape, and I know it, but if I can easily meet or beat those averages, that's not saying much good about the average guy.
 

Rblade

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It's just pretty funny how this inevitably ended up being a junk size competition :p
 

Brawndo

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Rblade said:
It's just pretty funny how this inevitably ended up being a junk size competition :p
And apparently one in which everyone is a winner too, lol
 

Fetzenfisch

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Brawndo said:
Rblade said:
It's just pretty funny how this inevitably ended up being a junk size competition :p
And apparently one in which everyone is a winner too, lol
sadly there is no IQ given. We hadnt had the "We are all geniusses!" :)P) thread in a while.

But interestingly this scientific source "The Edge - Your source for the latest Music, Entertainment News, Fashion, Scandal and Gossip." is taken as seriously as an online pop-up IQ test in those, as long the witty escapist can use it to push his ego ^^



But seriously Mr.Average Joe, nearly 900 bucks for Vitamins? Try to eat some fruit goddamnit.
I never bought any Vitamin Pills in my life. But i heard the cliche about amis and those. very strange.
 

Kurokami

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Brawndo said:
Quite a few of these stats surprised me, some to the point that there must be something wrong with the tests.

Smaller penis, last extensively longer, watch much much more porn.
 

Kurokami

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RAKtheUndead said:
My average sex session lasts an average of zero seconds. I hate women now. Isn't my fault they're completely hypocritical on the whole "personality is more important than looks" thing, or my fault that I look like a Fallout-series ghoul.
For what it's worth, I believe the same thing on the whole but there are women who break the pattern.
 

EHKOS

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. I'm two inches shorter than average...at least I have my heigth...
 

thom_cat_

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FIT!. I AM FIT!
Never used any vitamin supps.
Don't have any fitness equipment...
Pretty sure my resting heart beat is in the 40's
I do a lot more than 3hrs exercise.
I'm 18 so I have done more muscle building that fat... probably lost fat, who knows?
I can do at least 20 pullups D:
Life expectancy? who knows...
Dunno about best shape...
Beat that time by kilometres :D
Dunno...
Dunno anything about the table, we use kg anyway.
I'm pretty short.
I develop my stomach and arms... and have never taken that measurement.
Nor that one...
No clue... no clueeeeee... no clue!
And my penis... god this is direct. Whatever, I'm longer than the 5.35 one, but not by much. Woo!

How useless.
 

Custard_Angel

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I used to run a 12-13 second 100m sprint, but I can't run a mile... I get about 600 meters in and have to walk for about 800m more before slow jogging the rest and dying. Estimated time... 15-20 minutes... I suck at distance.

Average body weight hasn't changed in about 4 years and I'm well below the average body fat level.

About 3 inches over average height. I'm about 6 foot, but haven't been measured since I was about 15 or so, so I don't really know. Don't care either. I just gauge my height by other people.

$0 spent on vitamins, supplements etc.

Oh and 3.5 inches over par in the personal area, but it's not like anyone will believe me or receive proof, so whatever.