Guys 18+: where do you stand compared to the average male?

[Anarchemitis]

Yes there are things wrong with those tests. They're called "Biased". Permit me to make a horrible wakeup call, but Men being overly worried about their appearance compared to what's in TV, movies and Magazines is the new Women being overly worried about their appearance compared to what's in TV, movies and Magazines.

I do what I must to make sure I am comfortable and healthy and don't give a hoot in hell for what a magazine opinionates about that. If I want criticisms I'll see a qualified medical professional.

 

[Agayek]

I just have one question for anyone who's posted in this thread, relating to something that's come up time and time again:

Why in all 12 of the various Hells do any of you actually know the exact measurement of the length of your penis?

 

[Agayek]

Oh, I missed a particular stat... the average man's bicep size when flexed is 13 inches? O_O... Uhhh, are you sure that isn't just the length of their upper arm? Everything else on this test has showed average or not particularly good, but 13 inch biceps? Do these 'normal men' work out only their biceps regularly?

I'm pretty sure that refers to the circumference of the bicep, not the diameter. Assuming that to be true, 13" is not a crazy number. My bicep is 15-16" around, and I haven't actually exercised in about 8 years, I'm just naturally huge.

 

[Agayek]

As for the sex thing, does that count time switching positions? Foreplay? Your partner? Too many variables.

Pretty sure it means the actual act of sex, from penetration to climax.

 

[lettucethesallad]

The average american man is only 5'9"? How disappointing.

EDIT: Now that I read the list seriously, it was all pretty disappointing. Hell modern man, be more like the 30s.

 

[Johanthemonster666]

Men's Health magazine and all these other workout/ "lifestyle" advice sections are pure BS.
I subscribed to them back when I was in high school and their whole goal is get you to feel like you're inferior to the chiseled, muscular Adonises and that you need them to to be perfect men, perfect bodies, perfect in bed blah,blah...

Their statistics are mostly false or churned out from unconfirmed studies: "Eating sugar and too many carbohydrates can increase your risk of erectile dysfunction by 15.5 percent" "Eating certain ice creams and fruits can improve your sex life and make you more aroused, with most respondents reporting a 20% increase in sexual satisfaction" Umm...okay.

They're info is garbage, the male version of those female magazines that tell women how they should look or what's the new popular diet this season.

 

[Carlston]

Course it talks about the wang most the thread.

Almost hitting average.
Bit longer, only a inch...
Sex time? What average is 3-10? They test virgins? Ok way above that.
Can get (even in my out of the navy shape) 7 pull ups.

I run a mile and a half with a left foot that had a surgery on it in 13:21...


Then again I get a solid 6 hours exercise. The height, weight, waist line yeah...got that.
Seriously when I see these I know it's written by a woman. Cause I don't know, if your looking like this guy, and have 3-10 minutes sessions? Dude go rub one off every day for a few months. Build some stamina where it counts... because your obviously the boyfriend of the angry woman who wrote this.

Now get back in that bed room and please your editorial writing girlfriend, drop and give her twenty minutes you pansie.

 

[iLikeHippos]

Not that I really care what the average size is nor compare to it, but I am above this score.

One word; Freerunning.

 

[Agayek]

inorite?

OT: I'm not even 18 and I'm almost 6' tall. ALSO: Who the HELL has 13 inch biceps? WTF?

Most people do actually. It's most likely the circumference of your bicep, not the diameter. In which case, it's easily understandable as an average.

 

[Carlston]

I just have one question for anyone who's posted in this thread, relating to something that's come up time and time again:

Why in all 12 of the various Hells do any of you actually know the exact measurement of the length of your penis?

Cause no one wants to admit it, but damn near everyone measures themselves outa curiosity.
And for some men thank god that's all they do when bored.

 

[Hashime]

Well, I am taller, in better shape, taller. I also have no upper body strength being a cyclist purely.
I am 180cm and about 90kg, That is mainly to do with the size of my lower body. I do have some ponch, but I have no "Hang".

To put it to you this way, I cannot wear straight or relaxed cut jeans because they will not fit over my quads.

 

[Johanthemonster666]

I'm mostly average body wise, but I'm 2.5 inches longer (down there) and my sexual performance is above the average.

Who collected the info for this article?

 

[Sniper Team 4]

I'm pretty sure I don't stack up to him at all. Okay, I'm an inch taller and I USED to be able to run a mile in less than half his time (Probably could still run one faster than that, though I'm not sure), but otherwise that guy can break me in half...if he can catch me. Where are the speed stats?

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

the average man is apsolutaly shit at sit-up, push ups etc. then

 

[Agayek]

Cause no one wants to admit it, but damn near everyone measures themselves outa curiosity.
And for some men thank god that's all they do when bored.

Huh, fair enough. I just never saw the benefit in actually measuring the thing. Seems like it would serve to either instantly destroy your ego, or supply you with a meaningless number. Oh well.

 

[Drewmeister11]

One inch taller, can run the mile in 4 minutes less than the average (12 minutes? If i ran a mile in 12 minutes in gym class back in high school, they made you run it ALL OVER AGAIN). I don't consider myself fit, which is sad because I'm 24 and that puts me one year after I'm at my most fit. Oh well. As for everything else, I'd have to ask... who actually takes a ruler and measures those? "I wonder how big my biceps are.. somebody get me a ruler!!!"

 

[joshthor]

i would not consider myself physically fit (yet... this summer i will be)

my heart rate is higher
i currently am getting about 8 hours a week of excersize (for the last 3 weeks)
i just lost 7.4 lbs in the last week by cutting out soda and fast food
i run a mile in 8:30 sec
i am 6' 2"
42" chest
higher body fat for sure. not sure how much more
14" biceps
37" waist
my weight is higher, i can do more sit ups and more pushups, and less bench (though i havent benched in a while, i dont have a spotter, i do dumbell presses)

 

[Cazza]

That doesn't add up at all.

I'm skinny (58kg), around 173cm, 1.6km in 7mins (rounded), unfit and know it, $0 on vitamins, 0 excise, heart 62 beat per min (I think), Thats all Im know or am giving. If your wondering I have never or plan to measure "it".

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

What gets me is that you are all "above average" but for the average to be 5.08 inches, didn't half the guys have to be less than that?
And blah, that guy is a douche and I can honestly say I have never called anyone that in my life until now...

There could be some outliers. A small pool of people with extremely small penises that drags the average way down. So long as we're going by mean size, and not median.

Said people are going to complain on the forum about averages.

 

[Jenkins]

MAN I FEEL MASSIVE

yeah I consider myself fit even though im not ripped, slimmed down quiet a bit tho. bullshit!